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[sharkmaid]

Date: August 4th
Posted by: Anonymous

... what's your first kiss supposed to be like

[DON'T ASK. THIS IS A TRYING TIME.]

Comments

[meowbel]

...Really?

[Can he feel Mabel's judgement through her message alone?]

[sharkmaid]

What's it matter to you?

[Yes he can feel her judging and NO he doesn't care to address that!]

[meowbel]

Because it's of the upmost importance! If I know then that means I can give you the best advice right away!

A person's love life is very very important!

[That and Mabel is just nosey.]

[sharkmaid]

If it's so important then you'd better start shooting off that best advice of yours before it's too late

[meowbel]

Jeez, a certain somebody's a bit anxious, aren't they?

But anyway! Your first kiss is suppose to be something amazing! You're suppose to feel something! Something that makes you want to scream out to the world at how wonderful you're feeling!

Enough that maybe it'll make you want to sing to everyone!

[sharkmaid]

I'm not anxious.

[... maybe a little.]

Sing... Yeah, there was definitely no singing after it.

Just a lot of yelling.

[meowbel]

[ . . . ]

Whoa, hold on there! Time out, time out! What is this about fighting? There's suppose to be none of that when you're kissing!

Especially when it'll ruin the happy meter around the area too! [Because that's the most important part!]

[sharkmaid]

... happy meter?

[What even is that]

[meowbel]

Yeah, it's when you judge how much energy is around you! And the meter will tell how if somebody's happy or sad!

[Don't ask!]

[sharkmaid]

[Nope he's gonna ask]

Does this have something to do with your god or shinki powers

[Because that's the only explanation he has for this]

[meowbel]

Nope! It's just the general meter in your heart!

[...Yes, that's what she is going with]

[sharkmaid]

Right...

Well, if that's the case, then that "meter" probably shattered by now.

It was a mess.

[meowbel]

[ . . . ]

What?! Oh, no! No, no, no, no!!

What happened?! No, seriously, we need to fix this right now! Your happiness meter depends on it!!

[sharkmaid]

[... it's almost charming, this kind of concern]

Hey it's gonna be fine. No one's going to die over something like this.

[meowbel]

Not unless they die from heart break! This is seriously stuff we're talking about here!

[She's really not letting this go!]

[sharkmaid]

Nobody's gonna die from heart break.

[The last person that would happen to is his shinki anyway.]

Anyway, it's not like anyone can really die here, can they?

[meowbel]

You never know! And besides, I heard from someone that you can!

[Granted, she heard it from Gojyo out of all people but oh well]

I'm not willing to take that risk!

[sharkmaid]

... Fine, fine. I'll talk it out with them. Does that make you feel any better?