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[priforprince]

Posted: August 3
From: Apollo

”Celepara Prince Hour!”



[ That…sure is a trumpet fanfare behind the cheery, neutral announcer’s voice reading off the name of this particular video program. And following up on it - ]



I have a tremendous announcement.

[ Here we go again.

The camera slowly pulls back so the whole screen is no longer occupied by Hibiki’s face. ]

CelePara Talent Agency’s reach has expanded. I, Shikyoin Hibiki, have been successfully cast in a feature film.

[ A moment to let that sink in for everybody. A god. In a Near Shore movie. Oh yeah, she’s that charismatic. She’s that good.

She’s also setting up a small, antique-looking TV set. ]

I’ve recorded a preview for your viewing pleasure. As you bask in its splendor, may the sun rise anew in these darkened days of your souls.

[ She switches the TV on. Static crackles. The camera zooms in, switches to showing just what's on its screen. A picture takes shape. ]

Watch on YouTube

—what—

[ Back to Hibiki, looking at the camera and frowning at how it’s all the way over there so she can’t stop filming. She grunts, then smooths over her expression. ]



An....erroneous broadcast. Behold.

[ She presses another button. This time, the screen fills with the sight of the very same throne Hibiki currently occupies, except there’s a little silver-haired girl sitting on it instead. A tiara gleams upon her long curls.

An imposing, and possibly familiar, song starts up, and the little girl starts to sing. And do the choreography. Perfectly. ]

”You, if that strong, but fleeting heart of yours
Is now stirred by revolution,
You, behold the future within unwavering righteousness
Forget the past—”

WHO HAS BEEN TAMPERING WITH MY EQUIPMENT?!



[ Hibiki’s whole face fills the screen for another moment. She's gotten up to fiddle with the main camera, but it won’t turn off - switches back to the other video, in fact. You can hear her grunting as the video of the little girl keeps playing. ]

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!! WEEEEEEENNNNNNNDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

[ Wow, look at that little girl go. Her leg went. All the way in the air. And she’s having the absolute time of her life.

The whole video finally ends with the sound of what sounds like dozens of tiny, tinny voices laughing. ]

Comments

[justclaws]

[Can nobody play proper music any more? Kija doesn't think he's heard anything that isn't awful or baffling or bafflingly awful since he got here. And must one really dress up so strangely in order to perform? Where are the musicians, for Heaven's sake?

[He has a great many questions.

[The first one is not even about music.]

Forgive my intrusion, but might I inquire as to what a feature film may be?

[priforprince]

[ Hibiki will give a proper response in a moment. Right now, she is Upset, and when she is Upset, she gets difficult. ]

Something people enjoy over sparkling water.

[justclaws]

[Okay, now Kija is irritated. He might not understand why the sarcasm, but he knows a dig when he sees one.

[So he goes and does something else until he feels better able to put pen to paper, or whatever you call doing the thing with the device with the letter pads to summon words on the tablet, without letting that irritation show. Anything less would be quite improper, when dealing with one's correspondence. So he goes and complains to the cat and she licks her paw and doesn't even pretend to listen, and her complete indifference to it all is a lesson.]

My apologies. There are a great many things about this world that are entirely unfamiliar to me. Please forgive me for my questions. I am certain that they must be tiring, and the answers entirely obvious to any man familiar with this time.

I presume you are to give a performance?

[timeshields]

[She's annoyed enough by the yelling that she goes to voice instead of straight to text like normal.]

Shut up.

[priforprince]

SOMEONE HAS INFILTRATED MY TEMPLE!

[ hibiki

you never lock

your door ]

[timeshields]

I don't care.

Shut up.

[irregular]

the one with the goats is cute whats it called? i keep going back to it.

whos the singer & where can i see the rest?

[priforprince]

Midorikaze Fuwari, Gather Around This Song, Lay Hee.

It's currently a PriParis exclusive.

[irregular]

so its not been released yet? i couldnt find it when i looked

shes good tho, has she done anything else?

[pathofheaven]

I like the blonde one better, can we switch back to her?

[priforprince]

Support the coming revolution and be healed in her aura all you wish.

[ this situation can be salvaged

it can be

it

there is not enough tea in the world ]

[pathofheaven]

As wonderful as that would be, I'm afraid I worry for what the world would be like if you were the biggest sun in the sky.

[ So your revolution will have to wait. Also your revolution sounds silly. ]

[smilingbullet]

Bwahahahaha!! Nice!

[priforprince]

.....So this is how your taste runs.

[ Well. A satisfied audience was the ultimate goal.... ]

[smilingbullet]

Yes! Who doesn’t enjoy watching someone mess up or have things get messed up for them once in a while?

voice | from: epona

[lovemguns]

That's some interestin' an' unusual soundin' music ya got there.

[priforprince]

[ Hibiki snorts. ] A drop in the vast ocean of my true brilliance.

Drown in its splendor as it crashes upon the shores of your limited understanding.

[lovemguns]

[ ….wow. Very arrogant. ]

Lass, insultin’ people when they’re just tryin’a compliment ya ain’t goin’ to make ya any friends.

text; from: neptune

[nolittlesecret]

[This. This fills him with so much regret for watching.]

What the hell did I just watch.

[priforprince]

A childish prank.

Feel free to expunge it from your memory.

[nolittlesecret]

No amount of bleach will make that go away.

[Someone is judging your idol hood hard.

Or he's just making fun of you.]

Video

[very_goodman]

Hey, I was watchin' that!

[He is doing his absolute best to not burst out laughing.]

[priforprince]

You would be.

[ Now, who would have the gall to do such a thing to her....?

No worries. You're in the clear. For this, and all the other sabotage.

You aren't nearly intelligent enough to cause her this kind of trouble! ]

(Video)

[stonebird]

Are you...quite well? (Sansa might be a little scared. But under that fear, she is intensely curious about the singing and the show. Can she sing too?)

[priforprince]

INTERFERENCE WITH MY PLANNED PERFORMANCE IS UNFORGIVABLE!!

[ Directed at whoever did the interrupting, not to you. Hibiki coughs, composing herself, now that she's gotten that out of her system. ]

Still, my original message remains unchanged. And the audience's pleasure is paramount. I shall simply overwhelm all the greater when this error is corrected and my intended gift is bestowed upon the masses.