reformedsinner: (as a matter of fact!)
Cho Hakkai ([personal profile] reformedsinner) wrote in [community profile] thefarshore2017-05-26 09:38 am

Heaven's BBS | Text

Posted: July 18
From: Li Tieguai

Good afternoon, everyone. Please excuse my change of name: this is Cho Hakkai.

I appear to have reappeared. Although I don't want to give undue hope to anyone who's recently lost a god or shinki, I'd like to announce that my classes will be continuing as usual.

To those who were living upstairs at the school the past few days, I expect you to help me clean up the mess. You know who you are.


[There are animal cracker crumbs everywhere.

And apart from that he's just not going to mention the events of last few days. At least he wasn't an actual child, but....]


Does anyone have an idea what might have caused it? I'm certain I felt something in the air for a few hours before it happened.
erogappa: (look -- sad/fuck you/leaving)

[personal profile] erogappa 2017-05-26 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh. ...Well.

Shit.
]

I'm sorry.

[ He still neither likes nor trusts Hakkai (going from shinki to god? There's something suspicious there), but Gonou seemed like a good kid. ]
erogappa: (look-- i'm not buying it sorry)

[personal profile] erogappa 2017-05-26 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Apparently I was a tough little brat.

[ He wants to ask more about her, and about where Hakkai had been hiding his limiters as a kid -- maybe as an ankle band or something? Because he sure hadn't been wearing his earrings -- but out of pity, if Hakkai wants to change the topic then Gojyo'll change the topic. For now. ]

Thanks for feeding him. Or me. However that works.
erogappa: (smile -- conversin and such)

[personal profile] erogappa 2017-05-26 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Not at you, no.

[ It's really hard, he's discovering, to stay mad at a guy so obviously messed up as Hakkai. It can't have been ten years ago (and probably fewer) that he was that young teacher with a new wife (and no limiters -- that's going to bother him for awhile, isn't it?) just starting out in the world... and now he's here, a violent self-destructive asshole. He's pathetic, and it's just not right to hate pathetic people. ]

Does anyone have any theories about what happened?
erogappa: (smoking -- th'fuck did you say?)

[personal profile] erogappa 2017-05-26 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
So we got young and they got old?

[ Except Sharak was aged too, wasn't she? ]

Most of us anyway.

[ But if most of the gods and shinki got turned into kids, and most of the library goblins got aged up so far they died, then doesn't that sound like the years were taken from them and given to the goblins? And then when the goblins died, everyone's age reverted? ]

It sounds like it was a spell that went wrong.
erogappa: (smoking -- th'fuck did you say?)

[personal profile] erogappa 2017-06-01 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[ That aura was terrible, is what it was. Whoever -- whatever -- caused this, it was building for awhile before it burst. Who knows how bad it could have been if it had continued to grow? Would they all have died of old age, or turned into babies?

But there's something else he needs to know.
]

How old are you now?
erogappa: (smirk -- yeeeeeah i'm good)

[personal profile] erogappa 2017-06-01 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[ And kid-him had been seventeen, and didn't know Gojyo. So they'd met sometime in the last seven years of Hakkai's life. Gojyo feels the stirring wrongness of thinking too much about his past and pushes the thought aside, for examination later.

Seven years is a long time. Did they meet recently, or was it not long after... The wrongness stirs again, more sharply, and Gojyo swears under his breath. Later. He'll do this later.
]

Really? I would have guessed closer to 30.

[ There. Throw some shade at the asshole, that'll help keep his mind off how long they've known each other. ]
erogappa: (look -- that asshole over there)

[personal profile] erogappa 2017-06-01 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
If that's the word you want to use then sure. But only with your limiters on. With them off you look a lot younger.

[ Good, subtle way of bringing up his limiters: achieved. ]

I was surprised you were wearing some as a kid.
Edited 2017-06-01 20:02 (UTC)
erogappa: (deadpan -- what)

[personal profile] erogappa 2017-06-01 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes you were. Your clan mark is kind of obvious you know.
erogappa: (look -- hella shade)

[personal profile] erogappa 2017-06-01 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
That's not possible. You can't just turn into a full youkai.

erogappa: (angry -- shoulder)

[personal profile] erogappa 2017-06-01 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't understand half the things you do. But I do know that you can't change your kind. People. Species, whatever the right word is. You are who you're born as and that's it, you live with that.
erogappa: (angry -- teeth sucking)

[personal profile] erogappa 2017-06-01 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Fuck you. I don't know why the hell I ever bother talking to you.
erogappa: (smirk -- Let me explain a thing)

[personal profile] erogappa 2017-06-01 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He has to go look that first set of character up in a dictionary, and he's fuming mad by the time he's done.

He was a real asshole when he was alive, Gojyo's decided. If Hakkai and Sharak (and probably Doku, although he's not totally positive about that one) are the people he was spending time with when he got the scars he's covered in, then he must have been an absolutely horrible person.

Best thing he can do is cut off all contact with all of them. That really would be for the best.

...But he just can't resist getting the last word in.
]

Was she as big a bitch as you?