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Posted: July 18
From: Li Tieguai

Good afternoon, everyone. Please excuse my change of name: this is Cho Hakkai.

I appear to have reappeared. Although I don't want to give undue hope to anyone who's recently lost a god or shinki, I'd like to announce that my classes will be continuing as usual.

To those who were living upstairs at the school the past few days, I expect you to help me clean up the mess. You know who you are.

[There are animal cracker crumbs everywhere.

And apart from that he's just not going to mention the events of last few days. At least he wasn't an actual child, but....]

Does anyone have an idea what might have caused it? I'm certain I felt something in the air for a few hours before it happened.

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[HAKKAI-SAN you're back?! And back to normal?!]

I'll be there. As usual.

[(I'm not crying, idiot, jerk, dork)]

If you weren't I'd have to lecture Yato about looking out for your education!

I hope everything's back to normal for you too?

[He remembers a very small, distinctively bright blue-eyed boy going by Yaboku...]

I hope you know that you disappearing made all our work seem pointless for a moment.

[yeah he's grouchy about that]

[....and fuck off about the animal crackers]

Since I'm no longer a shinki, it could be argued it's still pointless!

[He's helping.]

I have brooms set aside in the corridor for you and Ken when you have time.

In that case, in exchange for the work you made us do, I should get out of cleaning.

[WORK SUCKS..... leave him alone]

[Excuse the loud excited voice echoing from being too loud and too close to the mic]

Hakkai! You're really back?! Really, really back?

[There is pure delight over here. Should he go check the school for him? He's going to go check the school for him!]

That's great! I missed you and I know a lot of other people did too!

Welcome back. You've caused a bit of a fuss while you were gone.

Isn't it just good manners to clean up after yourself?

[...and as you well know, that work you're talking about was also cleaning up after your own chemical spill, Chikusa....]

Yes, I really am! I'm sorry to have worried you, Goten. You're welcome to come by the school for your classes, too, you know.

[And while the boy's there, he'll have to see if he can talk him into practicing some reading and writing as well. After his older admission, the preference for voice chat on the BBS reads a bit differently....]

[That was only 10% his fault, Mister "blights himself half to death all on his own"!!! let him live]

I've been told I'm very rude.

I've heard I missed quite a lot in those few days! Someone was destroying temples?

And my bar. Seems to have been someone you knew.

If you decide to disappear again, take him with you.

[Only half to death. Chikusa was responsible for enough of it to break even in doing part of the work to clean it up again. Or so he'll argue... but not on the network.]

As a teacher, then, I'll consider it my responsibility to teach you better manners.

I was afraid of that. Short, dark-haired, prone to biting?

If I decide to go anywhere, I'll organize my affairs better than they were.

[Good ways to herald your reappearance: arguing over your own ablution. You're welcome, Hakkai.]

I didn't think that was a class you taught.

It's okay Hakkai, 'cause you're back now so everything fine, right? It's weird that your name changed though. But you're still gonna do teaching and training and stuff so it's like you just went on vacation. Welcome back!

[Ah, but that last bit makes him blink]

Huh? You mean for Chi stuff? I don't wanna accidentally blow up your school.

That explains a bit. Welcome back. I hope you don't have any objections to me helping out with that cleaning. It was my shinki's fault, so it's kind of my responsibility.

[!!!!]

There's no need to do that. I don't want to trouble you.

[AXEL-SAMA, NO....]

[If there was a gentle breeze today its gone. The wind has gone incredibly still once the post is made public and a certain wind god is cursing his luck.]

It's good to see you again, Hakkai-sama!

[-Sama, Now that he's apparently a god? Or at least that is what the name change is implying. Still, despite Fuujin being absolutely livid by Hakkai's reappearance, Kaede is at least seems pleased to see him.]

It is good to hear you are well. Were you affected by the changes that happened as well?

Exactly him.

Please do. At least that way, someone won't go on a destroying spree.

[Chikusa, why...]

It's no trouble. I messed up when you were little. I should have taken better care of you. That's all.

[Plus this way he doesn't have to scrape paint off the sidewalk.]

I change my curriculum to suit the needs of my student.

Broom, front hallway. Today, please.

[It's just how he is, Axel.]

We were the ones who ran off, it's okay.

[Hey Axel, guess who's making food for you in the kitchen now]

We can go over by the wild part of the yard. The baseball team wants it cleared out for a playing field anyway, so if you blow something up, it'll be no problem!

And you should make sure you're studying reading and arithmetic, too. There's no reason to neglect your education.

[There's a long pause, because reasons.]

Just that?

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