Heaven's BBS

[fullcowl]

From: Aidos
Date: July 9

Hello. This is Midoriya Izuku for those of you who don't know me well. I've been talking with a few people, and it seems that while newly minted gods often get somebody to guide them through their arrival, shinki aren't so lucky.

I think it would be good if we could compile a resource for newly arrived shinki. There's no reason they need to be so confused upon their arrival.

As I'm not a shinki, I don't know everything that should go into it. Could those who are please say what they would have liked to know earlier?

Thank you for your time.

Comments

[fullcowl]

I can only think of three or so people who've been around for a long time. And one of them is me.
Even if people have been here for a long time, there's no guarantee they'll stay.

[redotiertwo]

are you sure thats all of them though
like youre clearly no slouch but assuming you know all the people whove been here for the long run seems like a bad idea

and true but theres probably more chance of it
theyve proved their staying power so to speak
you probably dont have to be concerned about them disappearing a week after you hire them
rather than a month

[fullcowl]

Yeah. There's no way I know everybody who's been here.

...?
Hiring? I have no idea how to hire people, I'm not even employed.
Technically, unless you can call becoming a god a job.

[redotiertwo]

yeah exactly
might be worth asking whos been here long enough to have seen some shit
and to probably not disappear

whatever term you want to use for asking people to help with the thing
hire them
volunteer them
tribute them to the eldritch beasts that exist only in the corners of our perception

[fullcowl]

[Uh...]

Have you seen any eldritch beasts?

[redotiertwo]

come on dude
reading comprehension
how am i supposed to see them if they exist only in the corners of our perception

[fullcowl]

Right, sorry.

I've been staring at my phone for a while now. I probably need a break

[redotiertwo]

might i suggest instead staring at a computer screen
perhaps at some exquisitely curated cat videos

[fullcowl]

That sounds like a good break.

Thanks.

[redotiertwo]

no problem
have fun at the heavenly printing press