[text] serious questions from serious people (aka hey look it's a shitpost)

[redotiertwo]

Posted: June 14th
From: Davesprite

ok so
ive been thinking about this for a while but how exactly the fuck does this whole belief to god system work here anyway
i mean we have gods here that nobody except ancient history nerd basement cultists should be worshipping
riding high when some of the big names are spectacular only in their absence
and then theres the question of what bar you have to pass to be considered a god
like where the fuck are our incarnations of the flying spaghetti monster and ceiling cat
or less tragically dated memes
come on people they have religious texts too

[He's been relearning meme culture since he rediscovered it, someone stop him.]

i guess im not that faithful a person because the whole thing seems like grade a spun bullshit to me
but maybe someone can make more sense out of this most gordian of knots

discuss

Comments

[redotiertwo]

this is true
but then i am fishing for some spectacularly off the wall conspiracy theory answers here

a meme is someone making a funny internet thing and then the collective internet running it into the ground through reuse within the next hour before moving on to the next funny internet thing
its a vicious cycle

go to your search bar and type in html text color tag
ive done the eldritch majjyks joke on here already it stops being funny when you meet enough people who havent even seen a computer in their life

[nopixiedust]

[Excuse her for a minute…]

ok this is mcuh better
Thanks lord meme theory
Anyway if you want that then mabye yoru ceiling cat just hasnt had a virgin sacrifice ye t
Maybe that is the key

[redotiertwo]

some guy i told about it once did rainbow text but gave up because its annoying as fuck trying to do that shit consistently
also yes lord meme theory is definitely my name lets go with that

i think ceiling cat is the only god whose preferred virgin sacrifice would be a sweaty basement dwelling nerd
since his summoning song is the sound of one hand fapping
and damn if there isnt one group of virgins dominating that market

[nopixiedust]

so it sounds like it would be easy to find one to sacrifice

[redotiertwo]

this is true
maybe someone should test this theory
though the other issue is if that isnt ceiling cats favored virgin sacrifice then we stand a good chance of getting smote for offering only the most grievous of insults

[nopixiedust]

well obviously
Thats why we get someone else to test it first

[redotiertwo]

i like the way you think
anyone in particular you think deserves a good smiting by ceiling cat or should we just pick at random

[nopixiedust]

i havent been here long enough to meet any of the jerks so we might have to do random

[redotiertwo]

yeah i havent actually met any of the jerks either
i just know they exist
theoretical jerks if you will

[nopixiedust]

that just means we need to make a literl jerk list

[redotiertwo]

ill ask around
see how many people know any literal jerks by name
seems like a list that would be good for more than just sacrifice selecting purposes

[nopixiedust]

the jerk sacrifice is jst an extra bonus

[redotiertwo]

call it a subscription benefit
pay up for a years supply of the jerk list updated monthly and get one free sacrifice of your choice

[nopixiedust]

people who refer their friends get a special sakrifisal dagger free of charge

[redotiertwo]

yes
were getting a nice little business plan together here
any title suggestions more catchy than the jerk list or is that what were rolling with

[nopixiedust]

the ratbag records
Cumberworld catalog
Gnashgabs guide
Git guide
Lubberwort list

[redotiertwo]

holy shit where are you getting these words
these are gold
ratbag records has a nice ring to it but so does gnashgabs guide so you see my dilemma here

[nopixiedust]

have you enver heard slang before

[redotiertwo]

yeah but slang dates faster than your average speed dating service
that shit is seriously old

[nopixiedust]

then that means i am oldere than you and should be the leader

[redotiertwo]

hey come on
business seniority and age seniority are totally different things
clearly the one who actually knows their typesetting shit here gets to be the leader of the list writing team

[nopixiedust]

i still deserve an important title too with ho wi am contirbuting!

[redotiertwo]

okay then lets think of an important title
cool words person doesnt have the right ring to it you know

[nopixiedust]

[A pause that is clearly full of thought.]

word duchess

[redotiertwo]

nice
so should i just be the grand high bird or do we have any other suggestions