[text] serious questions from serious people (aka hey look it's a shitpost)

[redotiertwo]

Posted: June 14th
From: Davesprite

ok so
ive been thinking about this for a while but how exactly the fuck does this whole belief to god system work here anyway
i mean we have gods here that nobody except ancient history nerd basement cultists should be worshipping
riding high when some of the big names are spectacular only in their absence
and then theres the question of what bar you have to pass to be considered a god
like where the fuck are our incarnations of the flying spaghetti monster and ceiling cat
or less tragically dated memes
come on people they have religious texts too

[He's been relearning meme culture since he rediscovered it, someone stop him.]

i guess im not that faithful a person because the whole thing seems like grade a spun bullshit to me
but maybe someone can make more sense out of this most gordian of knots

discuss

Comments

[redotiertwo]

nice
so should i just be the grand high bird or do we have any other suggestions

[nopixiedust]

grand high bird is good
short and sweet but still very ipressive

[redotiertwo]

there is some immaculate naming sense happening right here
is there anything else we need to name i feel like were on a roll

[nopixiedust]

well we are compiling a project but that does not mean its the bcompany name right

[redotiertwo]

true facts
then the real question is what our focus as a company is
do we aspire to more than singling out the shittiest examples of humanity
or posthumanity in this case

[nopixiedust]

that depends on how much you think we can get out of singlint them out

[redotiertwo]

make hitlists for people maybe
i mean killing someone when theyre already dead takes some serious ire but theres probably still a market there

[nopixiedust]

as long a s people have moutsh to open and annoy other people
then other peple will probably want them dead
so it might have some value

[redotiertwo]

yeah theres always gonna be that one guy
who cant deal with the whole
other people exist and have different opinions from me thing

[nopixiedust]

right why cnat they just complain and spread dirty rumors to people like normal folks

[redotiertwo]

exactly
like fuck how hard is it to keep having your head up your own ass to yourself
and your spiteful gossip circle of choice

[nopixiedust]

at least through their xteme pettyness deserving people like us can mkae money

[redotiertwo]

silver lining to the cloud
thats it right there