text; who wants to go on a safari?

[oathkeeper]

When: June 8
From: sora

so about a week ago i noticed a bunch of weird fireflies in the sky and the next thing i knew i was lost in a dark forest for a few hours. i ran into a whole bunch of different spirits and people! this is a giant heads up to everyone to stay far away from that crazy dark forest if you can help it! don’t follow the glowy things! it was really dangerous in there.

some of the weirdest spirits were a cat with a napkin on its head, a little boy with no eyes that wanted to know a memory, a lady pretending she was a shinki but was actually a giant spider and a giant fire breathing fluffy rooster. and that’s just some of them!

[Yes. A giant rooster demon. Insert bad jokes here.]

has anyone else run into weird spirits around the heavens? be careful! and stick together!

anyway, while out walking a day ago i found this really cool and really old temple. i kind of want to check it out! anyone up for some adventuring checking out some ruins? might find something really neat! hidden treasure? special artifacts?? we're in the heavens there's bound to be something super interesting!

look at it! it’s like right out of a story book!

[Sora attaches two images that he took with his phone of the outside of the temple. IMAGE ONE and IMAGE TWO.]

Comments

Text: Sanji

[concasse]

please bring a goddamn adult wherever you go

[oathkeeper]

[Aww, he cares.]

does that mean you wanna come, sanji?

[concasse]

last time i came i got attacked by a chicken

and you gave me a damned concussion

[that last part is a lie but WHO IS COUNTING TRUTHS AT THIS POINT?]

[oathkeeper]

ahhhh but you kicked its butt pretty good! it didn't stand a single chance!

your head is probably finnneeeee you'll live probably

[concasse]

[this kid is so lucky he's charming]

thanks for the vote of confidence brat

and when are you gonna explore?

[oathkeeper]

you're welcome old man!

hmmm, in a week or so? i wanna make sure i get enough people to help me check it out, because it sucked being alone last time didn't it

[concasse]

[WOW EXCUSE YOU]

i'm not that old!!

[oathkeeper]

[Sora only calls older people old man if he really likes them. Just like old man Cid! Leon's pretty old too he's like twenty-four or something.]

and i'm not a brat!

[concasse]

oi it was either that or idiot and you're not too much of the latter

[oathkeeper]

haha if those are my choices i guess i'll take brat

[concasse]

told ya so

[WHO IS THE TRUE BRAT HERE? The world may never know]

but yeah i might as well join along

got nothing better to do

[oathkeeper]

there's no way for me to earn a different nickname??

and alright! great, i'm thinking in about a week or so. i hope we don't run into any more crazy spirits though. just treasure!

[concasse]

well which one you want?

and I demand a cut of treasure if we find any, need some new cooking equipment

[oathkeeper]

i dunno, something cool?? or just sora?

cooking equipment? do you like cooking, sanji?? don't worry whatever we find you can have a bunch!

[concasse]

brat is pretty cool

just rolls off the tongue

and i just started with it, we'll see if it pans out

[EL OH EL COOKING PUN]