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[anecdaughter]

Posted: June 6, 2016
From: Yue Lao

How old are you? Does that make you young or old? For others and for yourself. If you could be bigger or littler would you?

And I'm not Yue Lao I'm Hazel.

Comments

[timeshields]

[There's a long pause as she thinks about it. How old is she?]

I'm younger than my god, but older than his younger cousin.

I'm fine with how old I am.

[anecdaughter]

Does that mean your a big kid? Or a teenager?

[She doesn't think an adult would put it that way.]

[timeshields]

A teenager.

[... She has no idea if that's true or not, but that's what she looks like.]

[churchbelle]

I'm only 20, which makes me littler than Jae-Ha.

[Jae-Ha is old, let everyone be aware. Hi, tiny Hazel!!]

Are you trying to grow up faster, lil Hazel?

[anecdaughter]

Oh wow I thought you were bigger than that.

[y'all are grandpas.]

Don't be silly. It doesn't work that way. [DUH, BIG HAZEL.] I just know there aren't a lot of kids here. If some bigger kids get treated like babies still then that's not gunna be fun.

[churchbelle]

I get that a lot, somehow. [He knows he has an Old Soul...]

Who's treating anyone like babies, besides? I haven't heard anybody complaining.

[goingbananas]

Hi Hazel! I'm Shunpei.
You know I don't really remember how old I am! But I think I'm about as old as my god, although he's pretty young for a god.
I guess that makes me pretty young too?
But I'm taller than a lot of older guys around here though, so that's pretty cool.

[anecdaughter]

Hi Shunpei!

How old is your god? How tall are you?

[goingbananas]

Oh my god is 16 i think
Or maybe 17! You wouldnt see it from the way he acts though!
But we're around the same height-almost 6 ft!!

[chickshades]

i think im in my 20s?
i dont mind it

[anecdaughter]

Lots of people are that age I guess so of course you wouldn't mind it.

Is it weird not knowing for sure?

[adventurology]

Hazel, my name is Lara and I'm twenty four. I don't think that makes me old, but sometimes I feel it. I keep being told I have an old soul.

But I like that.

What about you?

[anecdaughter]

Hello Lara. You have a pretty name! It reminds me of my granny. Maybe your soul would remind me of her too ha ha.

I'm almost six and that's okay but sometimes people talk to me like I'm a baby and I don't understand lots of things so that sucks.

[asklepian]

Hello, Hazel. I'm Julian.

I'm thirty-three. I used to be a little mad about that, but I'm alright with that now.

I don't think I'd be any bigger or littler than I am.

How big are you?

[anecdaughter]

Hello Julian! That's pretty big but other people have said there older than that so don't feel mad about that. I think it's good you're alright with your age.

I'm five but I'm closer to six.

[anecdaughter]

That's really old! I don't think even my granny was that old.

Lotsa people said they were okay with their age. Are you sure your not just sad about it and think that's normal?

[bussounoshima]

Hello, Hazel, this is Sharak Sanzo.
I'm 34 years old, which probably seems old to some people and young to others. I'm working on getting older.

[anecdaughter]

Hello Sharak or Sharak Sanzo if it's not okay to call you that. You can't work on getting older silly. You're older than a lot of people talking to me though so that's good for you.

text from: Dana Scully

[skepticstarbuck]

I think I might be in my twenties.

How old are you, Hazel?

[anecdaughter]

I don't know if I would like not knowing how old I am. I wouldn't like not having a birthday.

I'm five and almost six.

Anon

[volksdaemon]

What does that matter if you're a god?

Re: Anon

[anecdaughter]

I'm sorry I don't know which part your talking about?

from: chikusa kakimoto

[kokuyoyo]

I had a middle school uniform on when I woke up the first time


So I guess somewhere in that range


It's not really important

cw cannibalism mention sigh

[anecdaughter]

[Hazel's pretty good with names, so she thinks she recognizes who this is.]

Are you the guy that would eat people? Is that what your clothes were? I didn't know schools could have uniforms.