anecdaughter: (fuck it what stand does that)
Hazel ([personal profile] anecdaughter) wrote in [community profile] thefarshore2017-01-16 05:48 pm

HEAVEN'S BBS | TEXT.

Posted: June 6, 2016
From: Yue Lao


How old are you? Does that make you young or old? For others and for yourself. If you could be bigger or littler would you?

And I'm not Yue Lao I'm Hazel.
churchbelle: (fine don't convert)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2017-01-17 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Big Hazel is a chronic hotel-hopper, a consistent tree sounds awesome.]

What's stopping you? Take your new friend with you.
churchbelle: (the incredibly deep voice of the snail)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2017-01-17 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
Now that ain't right. Just cheat back.

[You know, however.]
churchbelle: (what happens when)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2017-01-17 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Everybody cheats at games, this is a fact of childhood??]

Put rocks in his pockets or something when he ain't looking. Get creative.
churchbelle: (so you won russian roulette?)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2017-01-17 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Always? The boy doesn't have anything else to put on? Giving him a good wash'll be a favor.
churchbelle: (the next intervention is going to be for)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2017-01-22 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
He'll grow out of it eventually.
churchbelle: (the incredibly deep voice of the snail)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2017-01-24 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
Are any of us gonna get older? I think ascending to godhood might put a stop to things.

Maybe he'll get tired of being filthy.