HEAVEN'S BBS | TEXT.

[anecdaughter]

Posted: June 6, 2016
From: Yue Lao

How old are you? Does that make you young or old? For others and for yourself. If you could be bigger or littler would you?

And I'm not Yue Lao I'm Hazel.

Comments

[churchbelle]

[Aw, they're okay. How nice.]

Well, that's alright then, ain't it? I don't know how many other kids are around, truthfully. There's at least one a bit older than you who likes to climb around in trees and follow folks around, so I figure he's capable of looking after himself.

[...or something.]

[anecdaughter]

[...She might have had more to say, but]

That sounds like fun.

[churchbelle]

Climbing trees? You've climbed a tree before, haven't you?

[tell him this Important Childhood Milestone is one you've had, little lady...]

[anecdaughter]

Yeah of course. I live in a tree. That one was really hard to climb, so Kurti was better at it because of his claws.

[churchbelle]

[She lives in a—man, that's fine, that is totally fine.]

Well these ain't house trees, just regular trees. I reckon it's an alright hobby.

[anecdaughter]

[Better a tree than a prison!]

My temple has lots of trees too but I didn't think about climbing the regular ones.

[churchbelle]

[Big Hazel is a chronic hotel-hopper, a consistent tree sounds awesome.]

What's stopping you? Take your new friend with you.

[anecdaughter]

He's going to cheat and I'll have to punch him.

[churchbelle]

Now that ain't right. Just cheat back.

[You know, however.]

[anecdaughter]

I can't fly. Punching sounds fun too.

[She doesn't have any evidence that he would even cheat.]

[churchbelle]

[Everybody cheats at games, this is a fact of childhood??]

Put rocks in his pockets or something when he ain't looking. Get creative.

[anecdaughter]

[Hmmmn. But she always solved it with punching...]

I don't think he has pockets? I don't know I don't look at his weird orange suit it's kinda gross because he always wears it. Maybe I'll make sure the tree is near a river.

[churchbelle]

Always? The boy doesn't have anything else to put on? Giving him a good wash'll be a favor.

[anecdaughter]

boys are gross

[churchbelle]

He'll grow out of it eventually.

[anecdaughter]

Do shinki still get older?

[churchbelle]

Are any of us gonna get older? I think ascending to godhood might put a stop to things.

Maybe he'll get tired of being filthy.

[anecdaughter]

Oh. I don't think I want to stop getting older.