Ser Aymeric de Borel (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
onedrinkwithme) wrote in ![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
thefarshore2016-12-11 07:56 pm
onedrinkwithme) wrote in thefarshore2016-12-11 07:56 pm
Heaven's BBS | Text then Video | Far Shore Has Become Cats
Posted: 25 May
From: Forseti
waresytyfugihjkl;k;'lglyfktymfghjk;on 45867t8iuoi;oil yu7u6c5y4tsdkgfjgkjhy;6p7564i53u4yeyryty 09kt,ghj;;iyto6r5645rydtfyghjkuiytr5ewesdfgfhjkjlkiou;ltre4wshdghbjklkio786bv4c4x3qxwr tytuyoiu767545342 ho;iyo3ynf;oryrox7f[74nf748nfo8nnfrrid945ff-3[d2z,p]edoizudp2zoz pzdi yo dkfuyig.uhli;onuoby7856454wtryty
[...ok, that might be weird to everyone reading this because some may believe the one behind the screen is either in a fight or has no idea how to use a computer. But it changes within a few minutes because there is another message but this time it's a video. And the first thing that the BBS can spot is...floof.
White floof.
To be more precise, this floof. Someone either wanted to say hello or just be an asshole and play around on the strange shiny button thing his owner has. It's definitely the second option. The cat starts yowling and rolling around on the keyboard for about five minutes until the sound of shuffling feet can be heard in the background.]
Mandragora? Why are you in here?
[Aymeric's voice is groggy but then again, he did wake up hearing his cat suddenly showing up in his bathroom. Mandragora simply murrs then lets out a yowl before the camera just shows the elezen's upper body minus head and neck, picking up the displeased furball. He grunts before muttering a "Too bright." and closes the computer lid. Ugh, drinking last night then getting his family cat in the morning? Too early for this.]
From: Forseti
waresytyfugihjkl;k;'lglyfktymfghjk;on 45867t8iuoi;oil yu7u6c5y4tsdkgfjgkjhy;6p7564i53u4yeyryty 09kt,ghj;;iyto6r5645rydtfyghjkuiytr5ewesdfgfhjkjlkiou;ltre4wshdghbjklkio786bv4c4x3qxwr tytuyoiu767545342 ho;iyo3ynf;oryrox7f[74nf748nfo8nnfrrid945ff-3[d2z,p]edoizudp2zoz pzdi yo dkfuyig.uhli;onuoby7856454wtryty
[...ok, that might be weird to everyone reading this because some may believe the one behind the screen is either in a fight or has no idea how to use a computer. But it changes within a few minutes because there is another message but this time it's a video. And the first thing that the BBS can spot is...floof.
White floof.
To be more precise, this floof. Someone either wanted to say hello or just be an asshole and play around on the strange shiny button thing his owner has. It's definitely the second option. The cat starts yowling and rolling around on the keyboard for about five minutes until the sound of shuffling feet can be heard in the background.]
Mandragora? Why are you in here?
[Aymeric's voice is groggy but then again, he did wake up hearing his cat suddenly showing up in his bathroom. Mandragora simply murrs then lets out a yowl before the camera just shows the elezen's upper body minus head and neck, picking up the displeased furball. He grunts before muttering a "Too bright." and closes the computer lid. Ugh, drinking last night then getting his family cat in the morning? Too early for this.]
no subject
NYAN! NYAN!
no subject
Even Mandragora folded his ears and growled, Aymeric scolding the feline.]
He is a friend, there is no need.
[Your god is hungover. This classy idiot is actually acting like a normal person.]
no subject
[It's a little ridiculous to see someone that's pretty much all legs laying on the ground trying to interest a fluffy cat in the wonders of a toy mouse with a small bell sewn inside of it. He also doesn't seem to register that the cat was not exactly enjoying the attention. Byung-hee is a special kind of idiot that way.]
Where did you find him? He's so fluffy! What's his name? Can I name him if there is no name?
no subject
Mandragora is a cat from my realm, somehow appearing in my washing quarters with the door locked despite me not doing so the night prior. But what is stranger is that I do not recall asking for him to appear.
[Excuse you human.]
no subject
Huffing that the cat was picked up, Byung-hee sat up and made a face and then scratched at his earring while watching the two of them. Then he points at the cat.]
Mandragora is such a long name. I'm calling him Dragon!
[Was he paying attention? Is that a reasonable question? Who knows.]
Maybe you still wanted something from home, and they just decided to give you the cat.
no subject
Mayhap deep down I did...there was a thought about how he was while I'm here.
[As for the name, Aymeric can't help but chuckle. Well, he can be cranky like a dragon. Just neither god or shinki can tell if the cat likes the name.]
Dragon hmm? It may grow on him.
no subject
So maybe there's a kinda magic pull of wanting to get things that are a kinda comfort? Why else would he show up?
[Sorry cat, he'll forget it in any case and just give him random names. Let's just hope that Byung-hee does not start calling him Sir Floofwhiskers.]
You mean the name will grow to match him.
no subject
...if he were to become a dragon, he'd be more fearsome than the ones I fought against.
no subject
I've always felt that the only reason why cats haven't taken over the world is because they need thumbs.
no subject
...now that would be terrifying.
[Meanwhile, Mandragora has moved away from the two legged weirdos and is rolling on the couch. This is his now, humans as he yowls loudly, causing Aymeric to cover his ears. Still hungover and ow ow the noise is not helping cat!]
Tch, I suppose I am not quite over this yet.
no subject
[And just have Byung-hee squint as if he never seen anyone with a hangover in his life. Which he has but he never really dealt with them himself because he was one of those idiots that never got hungover. Ei9ther that or he was in a semi-permeate state of being drunk that no one could tell the difference.]
Over what?
no subject
I...may have had too much to drink last night.