Heaven's BBS | Text then Video | Far Shore Has Become Cats

[onedrinkwithme]

Posted: 25 May
From: Forseti



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[...ok, that might be weird to everyone reading this because some may believe the one behind the screen is either in a fight or has no idea how to use a computer. But it changes within a few minutes because there is another message but this time it's a video. And the first thing that the BBS can spot is...floof.

White floof.

To be more precise, this floof. Someone either wanted to say hello or just be an asshole and play around on the strange shiny button thing his owner has. It's definitely the second option. The cat starts yowling and rolling around on the keyboard for about five minutes until the sound of shuffling feet can be heard in the background.]

Mandragora? Why are you in here?

[Aymeric's voice is groggy but then again, he did wake up hearing his cat suddenly showing up in his bathroom. Mandragora simply murrs then lets out a yowl before the camera just shows the elezen's upper body minus head and neck, picking up the displeased furball. He grunts before muttering a "Too bright." and closes the computer lid. Ugh, drinking last night then getting his family cat in the morning? Too early for this.]

Comments

[jooeyecandy]

[It wouldn't bother him. For one Byung-hee knew it was just the cat's way of saying 'back off' and for another, Byung-hee probably had worse. Look, he wasn't saying he was a boyscout, but he certainly wasn't a sweet innocent child of childishness.]

So maybe there's a kinda magic pull of wanting to get things that are a kinda comfort? Why else would he show up?

[Sorry cat, he'll forget it in any case and just give him random names. Let's just hope that Byung-hee does not start calling him Sir Floofwhiskers.]

You mean the name will grow to match him.

[onedrinkwithme]

[Actually, call him that. It would get a laugh out of him.]

...if he were to become a dragon, he'd be more fearsome than the ones I fought against.

[jooeyecandy]

[It would end up in scratches and yelling but Byung-hee isn't going to hurt a cat over him being stupid towards the cat.]

I've always felt that the only reason why cats haven't taken over the world is because they need thumbs.

[onedrinkwithme]

[At least they have things to take care of cat scratches.]

...now that would be terrifying.

[Meanwhile, Mandragora has moved away from the two legged weirdos and is rolling on the couch. This is his now, humans as he yowls loudly, causing Aymeric to cover his ears. Still hungover and ow ow the noise is not helping cat!]

Tch, I suppose I am not quite over this yet.

[jooeyecandy]

Why? I bet things would be easier. Mandatory nap times and pay with cat times.

[And just have Byung-hee squint as if he never seen anyone with a hangover in his life. Which he has but he never really dealt with them himself because he was one of those idiots that never got hungover. Ei9ther that or he was in a semi-permeate state of being drunk that no one could tell the difference.]

Over what?

[onedrinkwithme]

[His ears do get a little pink in embarrassment because it's like being a kid admitting something bad. I mean it is and he should have set an example but...]

I...may have had too much to drink last night.