Heaven's BBS | Text then Video | Far Shore Has Become Cats

[onedrinkwithme]

Posted: 25 May
From: Forseti



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[...ok, that might be weird to everyone reading this because some may believe the one behind the screen is either in a fight or has no idea how to use a computer. But it changes within a few minutes because there is another message but this time it's a video. And the first thing that the BBS can spot is...floof.

White floof.

To be more precise, this floof. Someone either wanted to say hello or just be an asshole and play around on the strange shiny button thing his owner has. It's definitely the second option. The cat starts yowling and rolling around on the keyboard for about five minutes until the sound of shuffling feet can be heard in the background.]

Mandragora? Why are you in here?

[Aymeric's voice is groggy but then again, he did wake up hearing his cat suddenly showing up in his bathroom. Mandragora simply murrs then lets out a yowl before the camera just shows the elezen's upper body minus head and neck, picking up the displeased furball. He grunts before muttering a "Too bright." and closes the computer lid. Ugh, drinking last night then getting his family cat in the morning? Too early for this.]

Comments

Video...or at least cheerful audio from a closed laptop

[mylanceisbiggerthanyours]

Aw, pretty kitty!

[You're entirely too loud saying that this early, Nephenee. Dang morning person.]

Ya alright, Sir Aymeric?

Text

[onedrinkwithme]

I will be alright. Just feeling a bit unwell.

[The text is slowly written out because ow lights and hangovers are a bad mix but he is not telling Neph that.]

Text

[mylanceisbiggerthanyours]

[She isn't sure why he's using text, but if it helps...]

Aw horsefeathers, ya didn't catch a cold did ya? I'll come over with some stuff for that soon. Them's the worst.

Text

[onedrinkwithme]

It should be gone after some rest. I will be fine afterwards.

[NO NUH UH HE AINT LETTING HER SEE HIM LIKE THIS.]

Text;

[oathkeeper]

AYMERIC IS THAT YOUR CAT

i have a cat almost exactly like that one!!

Text;

[onedrinkwithme]

[OW ow ow Sora he just imagined you yelling that and ow his head. Too much wine with grandpa last night.]

He is my family's pet, yes.

Text;

[oathkeeper]

[You guys partying without him???

Sora sends a picture text of his cat.]

this is May, i got her just a while ago. they look like they could be family!

Text;

[onedrinkwithme]

[Just a chat! With booze. Also why is he answering the shiny light box when he should be back in bed?]

Quite possibly but he is quite cankerous at times.

[miraculo]

Oh--- oh, she? He so adorable....!

[ She gushes over the video. ] What's its name?

Text

[onedrinkwithme]

[Unlike the responses prior, this one comes a bit later once a few things are taken cared of such as feeding the purr beast and some precautions for his 'condition'. He's still being careful with typing and rather not worry anyone else like poor Neph.]

His name is Mandragora and he has been in my family for years. I am quite surprised that he arrived in this place.

[miraculo]

[ Aaaand she switches over to text, because it'd be just awkward if she continued talking at a text message. ] a generational cat?? he probably knows all of your secrets!! :>

Mandragora-san, what's Aymeric's most embarrassing moment?!

[ She's just teasing, of course.

But she is oddly curious. Do cool guys even have embarrassing moments? ]

[onedrinkwithme]

[Currently hungover would count but honestly, this is pretty cute. Aymeric can't be mad at this.]

He may need prodding for that particular information.

text

[dappercat]

[Well that got an old chuckle out of this werecat.]

What a rather beautiful cat, nya. I can see it's well taken care of.

text

[onedrinkwithme]

[Later on once he takes care of a few things...and he needs to now invest in something that will keep cat off the computer box.]

He is a member of my family; we try our best despite his objections at times.

But forgive me for this but did you just say 'nya'?

text

[dappercat]

You know how it is with cats. They purr-fur to show their affections and thanks on their own terms.

Why yes, I'm a Werecat after all. I may stand up and dress like a human, but I'm sure my feline appearance surprised many, nya.

text

[onedrinkwithme]

Werecat? That is quite interesting. I am familiar with miqo'te in my realm but that is a term I know not. Other than Mandragora, the name is not the best for them.

[Oh gods is he a dapper kitty?]

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[hontobakabaka]

So is this a fist attempt at cat videos? I was kind of wondering if we were in the time when those were all of the rage on the internet.

Text

[onedrinkwithme]

[Along with a big glass of water and that coffee drink. For reasons.]

You speak of the moving pictures on this box? That may have been his idea more than mine.

Text

[hontobakabaka]

Most cats just think that the keyboard is warm and a good place to lay down. Is this one sapient?

[jooeyecandy]

[And what does a hungover god need most? Why a hyper loud shinki, that's what. Byung-hee is so going to get several cat toys and gonna be loud with the kitty.]

NYAN! NYAN!

[onedrinkwithme]

[OW OW OW OW

Even Mandragora folded his ears and growled, Aymeric scolding the feline.]

He is a friend, there is no need.

[Your god is hungover. This classy idiot is actually acting like a normal person.]

[jooeyecandy]

He's such a floof. Look at all the floofy!

[It's a little ridiculous to see someone that's pretty much all legs laying on the ground trying to interest a fluffy cat in the wonders of a toy mouse with a small bell sewn inside of it. He also doesn't seem to register that the cat was not exactly enjoying the attention. Byung-hee is a special kind of idiot that way.]

Where did you find him? He's so fluffy! What's his name? Can I name him if there is no name?

Video - From Kairi

[pure_radiantics]

[Have a young lady laughing.]

Cat got your phone?

Text

[onedrinkwithme]

[Phone? Wait, it's that tiny thing Byunghee has right?]

I suppose he found a warm spot?

Re: Text

[pure_radiantics]

I guess he did.

[She waves like a pet paw.]

Hi Mandragora.