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[chickshades]

Posted: May 8th, late afternoon
From: Bandou

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wth are you supposed to do when youre stuck in bed all day??
or for a week
or damnit idk however long it takes for your ribs to heal?

Comments

[subtract]

[he can absolutely relate, but]

Endear yourself to a healer.

[chickshades]

you mean a doctor?
they already said its has to heal on its own

[birdstheword]

Ban-kun....there are a lot of shinki and gods that can heal you know?

[chickshades]

like who??
i dont think ive met anyone who can

[galactically]

i'm preaching to the choir here but
get a healer

NOW

[chickshades]

IM STUCK IN BED!!
#(◍`ヘ'◍)

[ivegotasword]

video games

[chickshades]

that was the first thing i did

[toremainbehind]

Ribs usually take a while to heal, depending on how bad the damage is.

What happened?

[chickshades]

how longs awhile??

a car hit me

[blindfoldcode]

You're supposed to stay in bed while your ribs heal. Listen to music or sleep or something.

Download a phone app.

[chickshades]

i have been in bed!
and most phone apps are terrible

Voice

[sonofson]

I don't think I could ever stay in bed that long....

I guess you could watch TV?

[ Goten doesn't envy this guy]

Voice

[chickshades]

Yeah it sucks. I've been watching some of my favorite movies. And some YouTube vids. Is there even anything good on TV anymore?

[hackberrydragon]

Bandou
what did you do?

[ Ribs? Why? ]

[chickshades]

damn car hit me and broke some of my ribs
#(◍`ヘ'◍)

[flagitate]

If you're not going to get a healer, read a book.

[chickshades]

im not really into reading

[has_too_many_moles]

[To Troll or to be nice. Such a dilemma to have, and lucky for Bandou- Yukio chose to take the high road.]


You can always read, or play a video game.

[chickshades]

no and done it already

[shadepossessed]

masturbate probably

[C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER]

[chickshades]

[ If Bandou knew this was a girl commenting, he would have spit whatever he was drinking across the room much like I did. But he's never spoken with this person so he's automatically assuming this must be a guy, cause seriously why would a girl say that to him? ]

ʱªʱªʱª(*◍ᗜ◍)
yeah even that gets boring and kinda depressing after awhile

[roeh]

[Well shit someone beat her to it.]

You've got broken ribs not broken hands.

[At least now she doesn't have to worry about corrupting youth or some bs like that.]

[chickshades]

uh yeah i know...

[nakemen]

im sorry

[This is all he types because as loathed as he is to admit it, he wants to keep tabs on Bandou and that includes ON THE INTERNET and so for BANDOU HE WILL DEAL WITH THIS.

But let it be known this was awful. Really awful.]

[chickshades]

(*◍▽◍) wow i got you on the computer
but yeah
you dont have to apologize
its fine really

[fingerbangs]

...ppl actually stay in bed and all that shit when there injured?? dude just go out and do shit. whats the worst that can happen?

[Yusuke: the giver of the best advice.]

[chickshades]

uh
i could puncture a lung or something worse?
my damn ribs are broken
im not running around

[glazedonutholes]

Well, there's always doing your nails, working on a tan, and oh my personal favorite, picking out a new color scheme for your room!

[chickshades]

how would you even get a tan inside?

[ Or with all these layers of clothing in the way ]

Text/NSFW

[deniles]

Do you need porn?

Text/NSFW

[chickshades]

NOT FROM YOU!!!!!!!

[chickshades]

[ ooc: Merging of this thread with Niles & this thread with Kane-san. Since they're all in the same room now. Wooooo~! ]

[ And now was the awkward part. Bandou stuck in bed, unable to move much, now with a pile of (very appealing looking) porn mags on his lap. Niles, standing at the side of his bed, smirking. And Kane-san, with a certainly unpleasant look on his face, standing at the opposite side of the bed.

Bandou couldn't possibly feel any more uncomfortable at this moment. ]

[nakemen]

You know, you can leave now.

[He's talking to Niles, definitely giving him a glare that could kill. Honestly, he would be up for a fight, but if he's thinking about Bandou then that isn't a good idea. It's just he knows this person harasses Bandou a lot and if Bandou's protected him, then it's his turn to protect Bandou.]