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[chickshades]

Posted: May 8th, late afternoon
From: Bandou

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wth are you supposed to do when youre stuck in bed all day??
or for a week
or damnit idk however long it takes for your ribs to heal?

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No, I mean someone with supernatural healing capabilities. There are several gods and shinki like that here.

You'll still need to rest, but you can be back up and moving around within a few days at most that way.

[chickshades]

ppl have that???
damnit i didnt know that!!

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Both my god and one of my fellow shinki have healing abilities, so perhaps I've just been lucky keke.

How long have you been wasting your time healing the natural way?

[chickshades]

then come over here and help me
its been two days maybe

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Sorry, can't do that. Doctor's orders.

And mine are occupied, so you'll have to find your own healer.

[chickshades]

wtf!!
why would you even tell me then??!

[subtract]

Personal satisfaction, kekekeke!

But you know now that there are other healers, right? Go bother one of them.

[chickshades]

asshole
fine give me some more names

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But that would be too easy. Think of this as a fun activity to help you kill more time.

[chickshades]

yeah thanks for all the help
fucking idiot

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Wouldn't you be the idiot for not knowing these things in advance...?

[chickshades]

shut up
its not like you know everything in the damn universe

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I know more than you do, evidently. Kekekekeke.

[chickshades]

fuck off

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You're no fun at all.

[chickshades]

IM NOT SOME PLAYTHING FOR YOU!!

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Maybe I'm bored too, you know. You're not the only one stuck indoors all day.

[chickshades]

what can you not move without passing out either?

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Well, I had enough sense to see a healer, so moving around a little isn't that bad. Making it anywhere outside of the temple is out of the question, though. [Both from the stab wound and the fact that there are at least two people out there who might try to kill him...]

[chickshades]

howd you get hurt?

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It's a long story. It would be too annoying to get into it.

The short version is I was stabbed. Be thankful that the car that hit you wasn't aiming.

[chickshades]

doesnt matter either way
i wasnt gonna let izuminokami-san get hit by it

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So you got hit by it instead? Stopping the car with something besides a body would've been a better solution.

[Y'know, in case he hadn't thought of that.]

[chickshades]

there wasn't time to think of anything

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Fair enough. You should at least get into the habit of pulling people out of the way vs taking the hit for them, though.