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[chickshades]

Posted: May 8th, late afternoon
From: Bandou

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wth are you supposed to do when youre stuck in bed all day??
or for a week
or damnit idk however long it takes for your ribs to heal?

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[nakemen]

[Izuminokami might be a sword, but he isn't an idiot. He knows what porn is and his entire face turns red.]

I. [But he is a baby sword.] Why are you letting him bring porn if you're sick of him hitting on you?! As the freakin' love goddess, I'm pretty sure this is an invitation to that!

[chickshades]

Where else am I gonna see some boobs?!

[ He's never going to irl at this rate! He just needs to begin to accept that! And your a love goddess, you should be able to get him some...cause that's how it works, right??? ]

And that's why I wanted you to watch him for me!

[nakemen]

Then why not ask me instead of him?! [He sighs and brushes his bangs out of his face for a moment, aggravated some pervert is going to be in his temple.]

I could have gotten you some. Probably. I mean, I'm a love goddess.

[chickshades]

Can you get me a girlfriend then?

[ As a 'thank you for saving me'? Not that Bandou would actually blackmail him like that. But it'd still be nice. In fact he sounds so fucking pathetic when he asks. ]

[nakemen]

I...maybe? I could try. I mean. I know how to impress girls so I could probably do that.

[This is really far from the original point.]

[chickshades]

[ Bandou looks so hopeful. ]

At least teach me how to do that. I apparently suck at it.

[ Good, don't yell at him anymore. And stay in the room until Niles gets here. Then you can kick him out with an actual kick. ]

[nakemen]

Impressing girls isn't hard! You just have to be beautiful and show how cool and strong you are.

[It's that simple!

But he'll totally stay in this room because he won't let Bandou get hurt again. Who knows what else this Niles will want to do?]

[chickshades]

I thought I was doing all of that!

[ Bandou, there's a difference between you thinking you're handsome, awesome and strong and the ladies thinking that. ]

[nakemen]

Are you sure you looked beautiful?

[That's obviously the most important part!]

[chickshades]

Yeah?

[ Except for the mess of black hair that's a combination of bed head and semi-permanent hat hair. And his black eyes that have barely seen the light of day.

Was he not? Kane-san, was he not beautiful at all?? ]

[nakemen]

[He's afraid that doesn't sound very beautiful at all. But hey, there's tricks to that. Or so he's heard. Not that he's never had to use them.]

Eh, we'll figure it out. It can't be that hard to get you a girlfriend.

[chickshades]

Don't tell me I have to grow my hair out like yours...

[ Cause he'd probably die before it got that long... oh wait. ]