Heaven's BBS | Voice

[attackglitter]

Gooooooooooooooood morning everybody! I just thought I'd introduce myself because we're gonna be friends for a while because of the whole Heaven thing. I'm Mabel Pines and I am your go-to resident for advice on love, art, and all the latest trends! I might not be a god but I figured out pretty quickly that I am a spirit who understands the true calling of glitter and sugar.

And it's really your lucky day because for this one-time only deal, I'm Mabel Pines: After-Life Coach! For the low, low price of a fun fact, sticker or directions to cute single boys my age, you get my advice on all your ghostly or godly problems just for today!

You don't want to pass this one up, guys. Trust me.

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Voice;

[missingache]

[Roxas knows this voice, but the name? Is that what Alexis' name really was? Mabel Pines? She was a shinki... But the things she's talking about sound right up the alley of the girl he knew from Koriko. Some things never change.]

That doesn't sound like very good payment options.

[attackglitter]

What? I thought they were great... [There's a moment of "hmm"-ing, where Mabel's clearly thinking.] So what would a good payment be? I'm kinda a little bit new at this.

[missingache]

[What would be a good payment?]

Food, money, or advice from them?

[attackglitter]

But it's not a deal, then! If I was asking for something like that, it'd just be payment. And I wanted this to be a sweet deal so I could get my reputation out there. You know, bring in the clients for later.

[Mabel no.]

[missingache]

But you're saying it's a low, low price. That means you want a payment.

[Sorry, he's from a place where nothing is free, including from your own friends.]

[attackglitter]

Yeah! And I like stickers and cute boys! So that's really good for me, but not crazy for other people, right? And fun facts are always fun!

[Get with the program, Roxas.]

voice

[shortnsweet]

Glitter's pretty great, but sugar's definitely better.

[attackglitter]

See, they're both really good, but once sugar is gone, it's gone.

Once you use glitter, you're glittery forever. [Mabel you have been here two days. What could you have even done?]

[shortnsweet]

That's why you should always purchase in bulk. In case someone else wants some, too.

Sharing glitter sounds fun, too, though. [ She can't see it, but there's definitely a mischievous look in his eye. ]

[attackglitter]

Reika said I can't have as much candy anymore. She said no more by the bag, so I have to share.

But glitter sharing is the best. Especially surprise glitter sharing. I want to try it.

[shortnsweet]

I know a few people we could surprise with glitter, if you're really up for it!

[mylanceisbiggerthanyours]

...Stickers? Why would ya want briars for payment?

[I'm sorry Mabel, she doesn't know what stickers are. Truly her homeworld is bereft of life and all joy.]

[attackglitter]

Briars? [Mabel laughs.] That's a good joke, but you know what I'm saying, right?

[But everyone knows what stickers are?]

[mylanceisbiggerthanyours]

[Sorry, Mabel...not everyone does. She shakes her head.]

If ya don't mean them, Ah ain't sure what ya mean, no...sorry...

voice

[hontobakabaka]

"What are stickers? Do you mean like labels?"

[Oh Ruri, growing up in a science lab has caused you to miss certain things that most people know]

[attackglitter]

Well I guess. Labels infused with fun. And they're labeling things that are awesome.

[hontobakabaka]

"Well, I have a label maker, I guess you could have it if you want?"

[Nope, she still doesn't understand at all]

[attackglitter]

Not quite. Stickers normally have pictures on them! They're really cool, because you can put them in books or on clothes or sometimes on faces.

[hontobakabaka]

[Yamada-san's kill markers. That he was shot on the way to put on his robot. This girl must be some sort of bad ass pilot or something. Still, her tone goes even more deadpan.]

"Oh. I knew someone who had those once. I didn't get to see them though, well, not clean ones."

voice

[heptagram]

I don't think that'll be necessary for the moment, but thank you. I suppose it's also nice to see someone else who's so confident right away.

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[attackglitter]

Well, things were a little bit hard when I got here. You know. Demons and stuff. Boy was I not expecting that! But you gotta just roll with the punches, I think. I'm gonna own it!

[heptagram]

You overcame that fairly quickly, too. I'm glad to hear! I think I'd probably have trouble if I didn't end up as a god that I think fits me as well as it does.

[attackglitter]

I haven't really gotten to know mine too well. But she seems really nice, I think. [Sorta.]

[heptagram]

With how much time gods and shinki spend together, it won't take long to get to know your boss.

Unless they're really busy...

Voice

[tadanokusuriuri]

Oh?

That sounds...

...like quite the bargain.