Heaven's BBS | Voice

[attackglitter]

Gooooooooooooooood morning everybody! I just thought I'd introduce myself because we're gonna be friends for a while because of the whole Heaven thing. I'm Mabel Pines and I am your go-to resident for advice on love, art, and all the latest trends! I might not be a god but I figured out pretty quickly that I am a spirit who understands the true calling of glitter and sugar.

And it's really your lucky day because for this one-time only deal, I'm Mabel Pines: After-Life Coach! For the low, low price of a fun fact, sticker or directions to cute single boys my age, you get my advice on all your ghostly or godly problems just for today!

You don't want to pass this one up, guys. Trust me.

Comments

[missingache]

You might be stuck with shinki then. [The gods he knows tend to already have someone???]

[attackglitter]

That's fine. That's what I am anyway. ["Hi, new friend, I'm dead."]

[missingache]

Oh yeah, you can buy stickers at a lot of stores in the Near Shore. [Just add that in there and get away from boyfriend talk.]

[attackglitter]

Yeah I saw a bunch! I just gotta find some money because I paid for candy in quarters but I don't think quarters are a thing here.

[missingache]

No, they use yen here since it's Japan. [Sorry, Mabel.]

[attackglitter]

And I have exactly zero of that. So what kinda jobs do you think somebody like me could get?

[missingache]

Maybe some little jobs around the place helping out gods? Or maybe some of the Near Shore residents?

[attackglitter]

They can't see me most of the time. And let me tell you, they're really missing out, because I am super cute and have good taste in sweaters.

Do you have any jobs you need done?

[missingache]

None unless you're not afraid of deer and bears.

[attackglitter]

Psh. Why would I be afraid of anything like that. What do you got for me?

[missingache]

Just feeding them, mostly. I've got so many that it's hard to do it alone and still take care of all the prayers and requests I get.

[Being the goddess of women and other things is hard.]

[attackglitter]

That only sounds like one of the most awesome jobs ever. I need to do it. It'll look great on my resume!

[missingache]

It would just be in the mornings. They graze for the rest of the day. Oh, except I don't know when the bear eats. She just kind of wanders off. But she does like being brushed, so she's sort of tame?

[attackglitter]

Seriously that sounds like the best job ever. Can I really do it?

[missingache]

Sure. I gotta warn you there's ghost dogs at my temple. They'll leave you alone.

[attackglitter]

Ghost dogs? That's a little weird. But your temple still sounds like one of the coolest places ever.

[missingache]

You think so? I know someone with a water buffalo, and that's a lot worse.