Heaven's BBS | Voice

[attackglitter]

Gooooooooooooooood morning everybody! I just thought I'd introduce myself because we're gonna be friends for a while because of the whole Heaven thing. I'm Mabel Pines and I am your go-to resident for advice on love, art, and all the latest trends! I might not be a god but I figured out pretty quickly that I am a spirit who understands the true calling of glitter and sugar.

And it's really your lucky day because for this one-time only deal, I'm Mabel Pines: After-Life Coach! For the low, low price of a fun fact, sticker or directions to cute single boys my age, you get my advice on all your ghostly or godly problems just for today!

You don't want to pass this one up, guys. Trust me.

Comments

[missingache]

It would just be in the mornings. They graze for the rest of the day. Oh, except I don't know when the bear eats. She just kind of wanders off. But she does like being brushed, so she's sort of tame?

[attackglitter]

Seriously that sounds like the best job ever. Can I really do it?

[missingache]

Sure. I gotta warn you there's ghost dogs at my temple. They'll leave you alone.

[attackglitter]

Ghost dogs? That's a little weird. But your temple still sounds like one of the coolest places ever.

[missingache]

You think so? I know someone with a water buffalo, and that's a lot worse.