Heaven's BBS | Voice

[attackglitter]

Gooooooooooooooood morning everybody! I just thought I'd introduce myself because we're gonna be friends for a while because of the whole Heaven thing. I'm Mabel Pines and I am your go-to resident for advice on love, art, and all the latest trends! I might not be a god but I figured out pretty quickly that I am a spirit who understands the true calling of glitter and sugar.

And it's really your lucky day because for this one-time only deal, I'm Mabel Pines: After-Life Coach! For the low, low price of a fun fact, sticker or directions to cute single boys my age, you get my advice on all your ghostly or godly problems just for today!

You don't want to pass this one up, guys. Trust me.

Comments

[heptagram]

[She chuckles. At least while she's here, right?]

You're making me think you're a bit of an adventurous sort, too.

[attackglitter]

Well, yeah! I don't know a lot of stuff, but I really want to figure it out. I like doing stuff, too. So adventurous is a good word for it!

[heptagram]

[She chuckles a little. Well, if you wanted to be taught, you are talking to an Egyptian wisdom god, Mabel. However, for now...]

I think you'll do fine.