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[deniles]

Posted: 22 April 2016
From: Anonymous

Are you bored?

Me too. Let's have some fun.

I'd like to say I'm somewhat of a relationship expert, so I'd like to answer all your relationship problems.

Why? Boredom mostly. I'm giving you guys a gift so don't waste it.

Well. Send them in. And if you need a name, call me Relationship Guru.

[ooc: Niles will be giving intentionally bad advice because he's still an asshole at heart, so just keep that in mind!]

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[connivingbird]

[Ankh has found the translation software part of the system, which was amusing for the first two seconds until he tries using it. The results had him a little more than annoyed so he is seeing if it's just him or if the program is really as busted as he thinks it is.]


POSTED: April 22, 2016
FROM: Fortuna


Is this thing working?

يعمل هذا الشيء؟

איז דעם זאַך ארבעטן?

이 점은 작동합니까?

E 'questa cosa funziona?

Funguje tahle věc?

Tha seo rud a tha ag obair?

Ni jambo hili kwa kufanya kazi?






[OOC; I'm just using google translation here and it's all the same thing being repeated over and over again with the first one in Japanese. As the result of having Omiligualism he knows that there is a different language being presented but he doesn't see a difference at all. Languages are Arabic, Yiddish, Korean, Italian, Czech, Scot Gaelic, and Swahili.]

Heaven's BBS | Text

[readerofthestars]

Posted: 23 April 2016
From: Nageki Fujishiro

So when I was alive I was a bird.

( private to cr )

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[clothes_make_the_man]

Posted: 18 April 2016
From: Lakshmi

I'm afraid I have a bit of an emergency that I need help with as soon as possible.

I can pay.

Please hurry.