HEAVEN'S BBS | TEXT

[talkbirdytome]

Posted: April 12th
From: Hiyoko | Mielikki

Guys! I met a bear! We bonded over the ancient ritual of single combat and now we are brothers forever.

Check it out!

[There is actually a selfie of her and a bear. They both look a little bruised. She looks very pleased with herself.]

And before I forget! Nageki, I forgot to ask you who your god was. Let me know.

Comments

[darkesthour]

wher did ou find a bear?? ??

[talkbirdytome]

Near my magnificent palace!!
There's a lot of elk and wood grouses too.
The bears were a little tough to find though.

[razzledazzles]

You've been bruised! Are you alright? You should be more careful with wild animals!

[talkbirdytome]

These aren't bruises!
They're symbols of everlasting friendship.
Don't worry, I know my way around wild animals.
I've done this before.

[readerofthestars]

[A... bear. Why. Why? He's just going to calmly pretend that there is some level of logic to that... Though now he's curious as to why he's been singled out.]

Aeolus. Why?

[talkbirdytome]

[Well she can't really say it's to make sure he's looking after Nageki properly.]

I just wanted to visit.
You know say hi
meet the neighbors
borrow some sugar
that kind of stuff.

[killsthebuddha]

It's not hard to get along with dumb animals if you show them who's in charge.

[talkbirdytome]

That may be true but it's sorta rude to call them dumb.
And it turns out bears are pretty tough opponents.
Much tougher than jackals.
So I think he's earned my respect.

From: ユウキ

[sleepingknight]

Whoa!! Where did you find a bear

[It doesn't... look photoshopped.]

Is there a forest around here somewhere???

[talkbirdytome]

There's a bunch of animals near my magnificent palace!
Mostly elk and wood grouses though.
The bears were harder to find.

[bighand]

This bear was able to hunt on its own? ?????The bears at the "zoo' have become lax as warriors.... Perhaps they should be reeducated by their own kind!

[talkbirdytome]

The bears at zoo don't really need to hunt or defend themselves.
So it makes sense that they'd get lazy.
I wouldn't mind relocating them, but what if they like the zoo?

[oathkeeper]

holy crap you got a bear friend? that's amazing! you must be super mega strong if you can beat up a bear like that and then be his friend after!!! bear with me here but that's pawsibly the coolest thing ever!

[talkbirdytome]

To be honest, I bearly made it through.
His strength was just bearing down on me the whole time.
Seriously though, he's actually pretty nice.
I could introduce you if you want.

[birdstheword]

[talkbirdytome]

:D :D :D
Yeah.
He is super fuzzy and adorable.
Don't tell him I said that though.
He's a little sensitive about being cute.

[doestheickyjobs]

You punched a bear.

So, just how mauled are you now?

[talkbirdytome]

Only a little.
I'll be fine.

BBS: Sheryl

[galactically]

how did that bear not eat you alive?! i'm surprised you still have limbs!!

Re: BBS: Sheryl

[talkbirdytome]

Because we have both witnessed each others warrior souls in the heat of glorious battle!
Thus have we made a pact to live in harmony as brothers.
And brothers definitely don't eat each others limbs.

[Anon Text]

[phantomforgod]

That's really cool! You're not one to mess around with, huh?

Re: [Anon Text]

[talkbirdytome]

Thanks!
I'm confident that my hunter gatherer's spirit can overcome any challenge!

[scrap_metal]

You fought a bear, and defeated it?

[ he's all amazed, really ]

[talkbirdytome]

We've agreed to consider our honorable duel a draw.

[pachintoki]

are you sure you arent a bear too? nobody is just friends with a bear.

[talkbirdytome]

Well not with that attitude you won't be!

[Not that he'd want to be friends with bears...]