HEAVEN'S BBS | TEXT

[talkbirdytome]

Posted: April 12th
From: Hiyoko | Mielikki

Guys! I met a bear! We bonded over the ancient ritual of single combat and now we are brothers forever.

Check it out!

[There is actually a selfie of her and a bear. They both look a little bruised. She looks very pleased with herself.]

And before I forget! Nageki, I forgot to ask you who your god was. Let me know.

Comments

[talkbirdytome]

Wow!
A real dragon?
That is so cool!
Can you breathe fire?

[bighand]

Very real! ! But I don't know... I have not tried. Why would I need to breathe fire?

[talkbirdytome]

To strike fear into the hearts of your pitiful enemies!
And maybe to roast your dinner?
That would be a really convenient for cooking on the go.

[bighand]

Ah. I am not allowed to cook any of our food, unfortunately.

[talkbirdytome]

Why not?

[bighand]

Apparently, I am a danger to the household.

[talkbirdytome]

So?
Dragons are supposed to a danger to households.
If they're worried about stuff like that they should get a stronger house.

[bighand]

But I have to live here, too... I cannot destroy the house just to prove a point!

[talkbirdytome]

Then cook outside.
Outside is better when you're roasting things over an open flame.

[bighand]

Outside is still near the house. I won't cook in a disgusting old quarry somewhere...

[talkbirdytome]

Lots of people have cook outs near their house.
And they usually don't destroy the building.
How big a fire do you plan on having?

[bighand]

One befitting of my dragon status? ? How else will I be dangerous, as you've suggested? Perhaps that suggestion was ill-informed! !!!!

[talkbirdytome]

I thought the big fire was to strike fear into the craven hearts of your enemies.
Your house isn't an enemy.
But I guess as long as you face away from the house when you breathe fire it's okay.