thefarshore | ANON SEEKS ANSWERS TO LIFE'S DEEPEST QUESTION

[ Fuck. Hi, shrimp. ]

I told somebody I love them and they said I don't, so yeah I care.

If you loved somebody how would you show it?

[Wow, that's kind of mean. The person Anon loves must be really shy.]

then you care what they think right
nt the rest of us

[It's such a personal topic; how helpful can it be to hear what everyone else thinks? Everyone above Goku seems to have some weird answer he doesn't get, so he ignores them. If he loved somebody... Goku thinks about Sanzo, about Gojyo and Hakkai and tries to come up with a good answer.]

I'd never leave them.

[Sounds great.]

[ Kid, that's sweet. Goku'll make somebody a good boyfriend one day. ]

Not even if they told you to go away?

[This is more about PTSD than being sweet, but sure. We'll go with that.]

na they dont mean it like that
sometimes i guess some people need some space?
but even if i left for a little bit Id come back
thats not leaving them

[Sometimes people just need an hour or two to glare at the rain in silence and chainsmoke. Goku's learned to cope.]

[ It doesn't seem right to talk to Goku about this, not after they've already talked about this so much already. And he can't poke Goku about his own crushes, in case he lets drop something about their lives back in their world and accidentally turns Gojyo into a hungry ghost.

But asking about crushes here? That's totally safe! ]

Help me with some advice then. There's a cute girl I want to ask out, but I'm shy. What is a good thing to do on a date?

whats that gotta do with anything?

[When did they start talking about dates?? Goku is confused.]

i dunno about that stuff much
if you like her cant you just do something fun togehter?
find out what her faverite thing to eat is and go get it with her!!
wait wait find one of those festival market things with lots of food stalls and try everything together!

[To be fair, that's not a bad idea. Even if he is just thinking with his stomach.]

[ Why did he think Goku would suggest anything other than food? Still, it's nice that the shrimp's predictable.

It's nice, having friends. ]

Not everybody likes to eat as much as you do kid.

[Just because it’s predictable doesn’t mean it’s not a good idea!! Goku is full of good ideas and also food.]

everyone s gotta eat!! dont you like food?

[ However if he picks on Goku too much he'll give himself away. It's a fine line that he's toeing. He'll have to be careful... because he's sure as hell not going to stop. ]

Let me guess. Your girlfriend is a cook.

i dont have a girlfriend!

[If he did have one though, it would be great if she could cook. It'd be great if everyone Goku knew could cook. And if they fed him. Gojyo, take him on a date and buy him food.]

i bet ur girlfriend cant cook at all
so you should take her to eat somewher

Wrong! My girlfriend is the best cook ever. Be jealous.

what really???
what does she cook
can she cook meat buns

[The really important questions. But Goku can make fun too, you know.]

hey if she doesnt wanna see you maybe i should ask her out instead

I'll tell her she has offers.

you better work hard to keep up
amyway if she cooks a lot shes probably interested in it right
and she might like to take a brake
so you should take her to somewhere with lots of cool food being cooked itd be fun

[Goku kind of wants to go too. Why doesn't anyone take him out on dates?]

ANON SEEKS ANSWERS TO LIFE'S DEEPEST QUESTION

ANON so very anon

not anon no shame

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