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Zangetsu ♔ the bony king of nowhere ([personal profile] moonfang) wrote in [community profile] thefarshore2016-07-31 07:31 pm

HEAVEN'S BBS | TEXT

Posted: April 10th, 12:01 pm
From: Zangetsu

SOMEONE

EXPLAIN

EVERYTHING

all of you keep using these words that I don't understand and I don't get what I'm supposed to be doing other than killing monsters. Answering prayers? Some other shit like that? Who gives a fuck?! WHAT THE HELL AM I
skyleopardess: (utterly fascinated)

[personal profile] skyleopardess 2016-08-03 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
Water buffalo. She came with the house. [The buffalo flicks her tail, still staring at Zangetsu suspiciously.]

She doesn't like anyone, so stay over here. [The buffalo eats Yoruichi's favorite flowers, shits all over the yard and kicks clots of dirt at people just because. Why couldn't Oya have liked cats instead?]
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[personal profile] skyleopardess 2016-08-05 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
[The expression is so Ichigo, so stubborn and perplexed and borderline petulant that she wants to ruffle his hair just to watch him squawk about it.

But here's the part where she needs to be careful. He's died once, and she's not going to be party to it happening again.]


You look like what's called a Hollow. The hole hurts because your heart is missing.
skyleopardess: (waffle on the ceiling)

[personal profile] skyleopardess 2016-08-07 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
They take all kinds of shapes. Some of them are as big as skyscrapers, some look like animals, some look a lot like humans.

[She pauses, then goes on. She's not necessarily worried about his feelings, but she doesn't want to make this explanation harder on him than it needs to be. It's not everyday someone is told they're a corrupted spirit, after all.]

When a human dies, their spirit is supposed to pass on. When it doesn't, because of fear or anger or some other negative emotion, they can turn into a Hollow.
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[personal profile] skyleopardess 2016-08-10 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
They must have done something to all of you to wipe your memories. Unless you die as a baby, spirits back home remember being alive.

[Her eyes flash with anger, and more than a little of it creeps into her voice. Her reiatsu, initially calm and warm, pulses, sharp and seething.]

No. This is not where you should have gone after dying. They've ripped you out of our reincarnation cycle.

[Bad enough this kid had to spend his last months almost getting killed again and again as he saved the world, but now he can't even have his proper afterlife? Ichigo should have gone to Soul Society, where he could have become a full-time shinigami with his friends. It would have been sad, but he'd have at least had Rukia and Renji and the others around. Ukitake would have welcomed him into the 13th with open arms.

If Yoruichi ever meets Amaterasu in person, she's going to have a hard time not snapping that bitch's neck.]
skyleopardess: (serious)

[personal profile] skyleopardess 2016-08-14 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Watch the plants, brat.

[But it's said absently, and with no real heat. The plants would recover, she's sure.

But Zangetsu running off half-cocked is more of an issue.]


You're in no shape to take on the people running this place. I doubt any of us are--they were strong enough to bring us here against our will.

[So that means they need to bide their time, build their strength, and wait for a likely opportunity to strike. Yoruichi has no love for cages, but she's not going to make a move unless she's sure it has a chance of working.]
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[personal profile] skyleopardess 2016-09-02 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Zangetsu continues to lash out, but he's demanding answers, not blood, so it's something she can deal with. (The latter will almost certainly come up as well, but hey--why borrow trouble before it gets to that point.)]

Because it's a danger to you. [Her voice is even, but firm.] If someone knew you before--cared about you--they're not going to take the chance. You've already died and had your memories wiped--if I knew one of the shinki here, I wouldn't want to do anything to make their condition worse.

[She's tipped her hand a bit here, but there's not much help for it. Yoruichi figures he can at least get a hint after having already lost so much.]