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[moonfang]

Posted: April 10th, 12:01 pm
From: Zangetsu

SOMEONE

EXPLAIN

EVERYTHING

all of you keep using these words that I don't understand and I don't get what I'm supposed to be doing other than killing monsters. Answering prayers? Some other shit like that? Who gives a fuck?! WHAT THE HELL AM I

Comments

[deniles]

This place really needs a knowledge test before they let the idiots roam free.

[moonfang]

If you ain't gonna be helpful then you can just fuck all of the off.

[deniles]

Oh? And here I thought I was plenty helpful. You can't please every idiot.

[moonfang]

wow, you sure showed me. Calling me an idiot over the internet. Damn I'm all like... shaken up and shit.

[deniles]

I sure did, didn't I? Pat on the back for myself. Here, let's celebrate with a song.

[moonfang]

[rickrolls only work on people who remember it's meme status, friend.]

the fuck is that song supposed to be. your taste is awful

[deniles]

[rickrolls can also be used for other things.]

There's a hidden message in there if you look close enough.

Anyone who finds it will get the explanation of why we're here.

[moonfang]

[he's not as gullible as he seems... that or he's already gotten bored with it]

then it'll just have to stay hidden cause that song sucks

[deniles]

I'll suck too if you give me 5 yen.

[moonfang]

dude

are you a hooker

[deniles]

I can be at times.

What's wrong with wanting to learn a little extra money?

[moonfang]

sorry but I ain't interested. ain't got any money anyway

[deniles]

Would you be interested in it for free?

[moonfang]

there's no such thing as free blowjobs

[deniles]

Wanna find out if that's true or not?

[moonfang]

no. I don't like bein in anyone's debt

[deniles]

You have my word you wouldn't have any debt to me.

Consider it a free service. For new people.

[moonfang]

n o p e

[deniles]

Suit yourself.

My name is Niles. The offer is open whenever you want to take advantage.