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Zangetsu ♔ the bony king of nowhere ([personal profile] moonfang) wrote in [community profile] thefarshore2016-07-31 07:31 pm

HEAVEN'S BBS | TEXT

Posted: April 10th, 12:01 pm
From: Zangetsu

SOMEONE

EXPLAIN

EVERYTHING

all of you keep using these words that I don't understand and I don't get what I'm supposed to be doing other than killing monsters. Answering prayers? Some other shit like that? Who gives a fuck?! WHAT THE HELL AM I
doestheickyjobs: sheepish expression (sidelong)

[personal profile] doestheickyjobs 2016-08-01 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
When a heart gets eaten by darkness, it turns into a Heartless. Lots of them have holes in their chest. And claws. Are your eyes yellow?
doestheickyjobs: hands behind head, lying back, cold neutral expression (nostalgia)

[personal profile] doestheickyjobs 2016-08-01 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
That could be it then.

Sorry about the bad news. If you've got your mind in one piece you're doing better than most Heartless anyway.
doestheickyjobs: (twilight path)

[personal profile] doestheickyjobs 2016-08-01 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
You've got it. Mindless, feral, big on eating other people's hearts out.

If it hurts the whole time, maybe that's why.


[He finds himself rubbing his own chest, absently, right over the place where his first name was. Funny... he wasn't a Heartless himself, obviously. He wasn't totally sure what he was, sometimes. Human just kind of sounded wrong. He looked more like it than it sounded like this guy did, though.]
doestheickyjobs: suspicious sidelong glance (suspicious bastard suspects)

[personal profile] doestheickyjobs 2016-08-01 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
It'd suck if you tried it and it didn't make you feel any better.

So, have you gotten anybody to try healing you yet?
doestheickyjobs: neutral disbelieving expression (say that again only better)

[personal profile] doestheickyjobs 2016-08-02 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
Doesn't mean you won't get in trouble for killing them.

and yeah. Just in case something's weird with that hole that's making it hurt.
doestheickyjobs: one-handed shrug, talking (Default)

[personal profile] doestheickyjobs 2016-08-02 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
Not unless you pick the wrong guy to eat. I think the Heavens get weird about shinki killing humans, though. Like it's a taboo or something.

There's some people with cure spells, yeah.
doestheickyjobs: sidelong smiling glance (long ago and far away)

[personal profile] doestheickyjobs 2016-08-03 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry, just ruined that for you. Everybody can see whatever we say on here.

Yeah, magic. It's not that weird.


[At least, Axel doesn't think it is. It seems perfectly natural that some people can use it, so -- he hasn't thought about that certainty too hard.]
doestheickyjobs: one-handed shrug, talking (this that and the other)

[personal profile] doestheickyjobs 2016-08-03 12:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Some people do spells, some people have special abilities. Me, I do fire.
doestheickyjobs: looking down and away, insincere (so sad! really)

[personal profile] doestheickyjobs 2016-08-07 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
Death beams sound pretty badass. Nice.
doestheickyjobs: one-handed shrug, talking (this that and the other)

[personal profile] doestheickyjobs 2016-08-07 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
You know what? It could be fun to just go find a couple ayakashi some day. You show off yours and I'll show off mine. Bring a god to handle the final blow.

What do you think?
doestheickyjobs: looking down and away, insincere (so sad! really)

[personal profile] doestheickyjobs 2016-08-10 12:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Works for me. See you, Zangetsu.