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[moonfang]

Posted: April 10th, 12:01 pm
From: Zangetsu

SOMEONE

EXPLAIN

EVERYTHING

all of you keep using these words that I don't understand and I don't get what I'm supposed to be doing other than killing monsters. Answering prayers? Some other shit like that? Who gives a fuck?! WHAT THE HELL AM I

Comments

[mybadhabit]

His name is Genos, he can be abrasive but he's not so bad once you get to know him.

Between the bits of conflicting information and aspects that have no outright explanation whatsoever...

No. Not at all. There's enough to skate by with, but not enough for anything to actually make sense.

[moonfang]

I've never met a cyborg before.

tch. that's annoying as fuck but at least it makes me feel a little better, that we're all just sort of winging it

[mybadhabit]

I would say that it's not that exciting, but I'm more familiar with him than the average Far Shore denizen.

He shoots fire from his hands. [That's the thing that everyone seems to like best about Genos]

Some people are also looking into what's going on here, if you're interested in learning more. I believe they can be mostly found at Menrva's Temple.

[moonfang]

[!!!!]

I WANNA FIGHT HIM!! He sounds strong!!



hmm

where's that

[mybadhabit]

He's not that strong. I've beaten him before.

[He sends an image of a map of the Far Shore with Menrva's temple marked with a green circle]

[moonfang]

Huh. Maybe I should fight you instead!

[he commits it to memory. And also draws it on a napkin, considering his memory obviously hasn't been holding up lately]

[mybadhabit]

Oh? You really think you're a strong enough opponent for me? You should know, I was known as Speed of Sound Sonic for a very long time. I'm very fast. ღゝ◡╹)ノ♡

[moonfang]

well I'm not exactly slow! I don't have any memories to brag from though.

[mybadhabit]

Then I guess we'll just have to fight to see who's faster!

[The map from before gets sent again, this time with a purple circle added]

This is my temple. You're welcome to stop by any time if you want to spar.

[moonfang]

Fighting is what I do best! Once I get my bearings a bit more, you're on.

[mybadhabit]

I look forward to it! I hope we have a good fight! (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)¤=[]:::::>

[scrap_metal]

That thing on Amaterasu party wasn't even a fight, but please do go on, stroking your ego publicly.

[mybadhabit]

We actually fought before you died, but if you want to try again, you're welcome to try. I'm sure you'll have an easy time of it, especially without your combat arms. (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

[scrap_metal]

Is that an admission?

[mybadhabit]

No, I'm saying you're not at your full capacity, and that fighting me would not go over well for you. You can still try if you really, really want, though. I can always use a morning warm up.

[scrap_metal]

Why do you keep taunting me with all that knowledge?

[mybadhabit]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I forget that you don't know, and the compulsion to keep it from you isn't as strong as it would be if I was your actual god. I haven't really told you anything that can't be surmised from your typical behavior anyway.

[scrap_metal]

Was it fun?

[mybadhabit]

What, the fight? A little. It was mostly annoying because I just wanted to fight Saitama and you got in my way.

[scrap_metal]

[ He kind of wants to ask the question "is that how I died?", but the compulsion won't let him. Which is frustrating because he really wants to know ]

And now you're bringing my god into it.

[mybadhabit]

I considered Saitama my rival. Your god was very important to me.

[scrap_metal]

Important enough to drag me into it.