Heaven's BBS - Text

[fauxcalibur]

Date: October 22
From: Michael

I have learned how to borrow someone's "Netflix password."

What do I need to watch?

[Maybe someone should point out to him that, as A GOD, he should be...you know...answering prayers or something...]

Comments

[User: Ginia | Text]

[unlucky7]

[One search later and Ginia's mind is blown over the concept of Netflix. Unlimited movies and television shows for a subscription fee? Yes? Please?]

Do you mind sharing how you got the password?

[fauxcalibur]

It's really nothing to be proud of.

It was only a matter of finding someone with a simple password that was easy to guess.

[unlucky7]

[Oh! How remarkably easy.]

Thank you for the information. I'll have to try that.

[Hey, it's not theft if you don't take the account. It's just borrowing!]

From: Yog-Sothoth | Text

[all_seeing_eye]

Oh my god

SO much stuff

[fauxcalibur]

It's overwhelming! I could spend the rest of my life doing this!

[all_seeing_eye]

Streaming services are proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy.

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[irishfriskey]

Is this why you were over so often?

[fauxcalibur]

Not the only reason, I assure you.

From: Inti

[letteropener]

According to my research, you are supposed to chill.

[Celestia, no, learn to read your search results more thoroughly]

[fauxcalibur]

Is that so?

I'm not certain I know what that means.

I shall have to look it up.

user: Caireen

[waitingforhope]

What's Netflix and why did you need a password for it?

[fauxcalibur]

It's a vast repository of entertainment!

I suppose one needs a password because you're expected to pay for it, but it seems that as long as one person pays for it, it does not matter how many people partake of it.

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[monkeyblue]

Just say 'stole', we all know that's what you mean.

[But Fushimi's in a decent mood so he's going to continue.]

Ignore anyone that tells you to "Netflix and chill". It's slang for "have sex".

[fauxcalibur]

Is it really? I shall have to pass that on to someone else who was wondering what it meant.

I'm not sure I would ignore the offer, though, depending on who was making it.

[boneofsword]

You could just ask for mine, you know. It's possible to have several profiles set on one account.

[fauxcalibur]

Perhaps I forwent asking!

[unlucky7]

Can I use your Netflix account?

[Hey, if he's already offering on the BBS, it can't hurt to ask right?]

(Text; From - Asteria)

[cieled]

What is Netflix?

[fauxcalibur]

I don't entirely understand it myself, but it allows you access to a vast library of entertainment! Perhaps not more than a man could watch in a lifetime, but certainly enough to fill years of time.

user: Cú Chulainn /text

[futhark]

I'll be watching closely this side of the network. In case some actual recommendations pop-up. I can never decide

[ decades of pop-culture to catch up is a daunting task, he tends to fall asleep while just browsing ]

[fauxcalibur]

I don't suppose they've made any movies about you or anyone you know?

[Text] - Ler

[hakingitup]

Netflix?

[fauxcalibur]

Indeed!

I knew nothing of it myself, but I saw some commercials on the television!

I don't entirely understand the television either, but it's not nearly as convenient.

from: obi

[yasei]

And a Netflix password is?

[fauxcalibur]

The only way to use someone's Netflix account!