Heaven's BBS - Text

[fauxcalibur]

Date: October 22
From: Michael

I have learned how to borrow someone's "Netflix password."

What do I need to watch?

[Maybe someone should point out to him that, as A GOD, he should be...you know...answering prayers or something...]

Comments

[User: Ginia | Text]

[unlucky7]

[One search later and Ginia's mind is blown over the concept of Netflix. Unlimited movies and television shows for a subscription fee? Yes? Please?]

Do you mind sharing how you got the password?

From: Yog-Sothoth | Text

[all_seeing_eye]

Oh my god

SO much stuff

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[irishfriskey]

Is this why you were over so often?

From: Inti

[letteropener]

According to my research, you are supposed to chill.

[Celestia, no, learn to read your search results more thoroughly]

user: Caireen

[waitingforhope]

What's Netflix and why did you need a password for it?

[fauxcalibur]

It's really nothing to be proud of.

It was only a matter of finding someone with a simple password that was easy to guess.

[fauxcalibur]

It's overwhelming! I could spend the rest of my life doing this!

[fauxcalibur]

Not the only reason, I assure you.

[fauxcalibur]

Is that so?

I'm not certain I know what that means.

I shall have to look it up.

[fauxcalibur]

It's a vast repository of entertainment!

I suppose one needs a password because you're expected to pay for it, but it seems that as long as one person pays for it, it does not matter how many people partake of it.

[irishfriskey]

I told Caster that was a bad idea to get.

Whose password did you get?

[unlucky7]

[Oh! How remarkably easy.]

Thank you for the information. I'll have to try that.

[Hey, it's not theft if you don't take the account. It's just borrowing!]

[letteropener]

That is what I did! And aside from everything talking about the 'Netflix' itself, that was many people's first suggestion.

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[monkeyblue]

Just say 'stole', we all know that's what you mean.

[But Fushimi's in a decent mood so he's going to continue.]

Ignore anyone that tells you to "Netflix and chill". It's slang for "have sex".

[boneofsword]

You could just ask for mine, you know. It's possible to have several profiles set on one account.

[fauxcalibur]

It really is worth the effort.

I'm not sure I've left my temple in days. It's quite easy to lose track of time when there's so much to watch and no real physical needs one must take care of.

[fauxcalibur]

I believe it's a very important part of this sort of thing not to share that information!

[fauxcalibur]

Then I shall have to figure it out.

I have merely been sitting in my temple watching as much as I can before there is any sort of business I have to take care of. If there's something else that I should be doing to complete the experience, I feel that I shouldn't miss out on it!

Though I was considering writing a few songs about what I've watched, but with so much to see, I never quite get around to it.

[fauxcalibur]

Is it really? I shall have to pass that on to someone else who was wondering what it meant.

I'm not sure I would ignore the offer, though, depending on who was making it.

[fauxcalibur]

Perhaps I forwent asking!

[unlucky7]

Don't you have any duties to attend to?

(Text; From - Asteria)

[cieled]

What is Netflix?

[boneofsword]

...yeah, then maybe you should. I can change that password any moment I want.

[letteropener]

Oh, now you have me very curious -- both about what it is you're watching, and the music you would like to write. Perhaps one thing you would consider adding to your experience is company?

[monkeyblue]

I don't care.

There's rec lists on the internet that sort them by what you like, you know.