Heaven's BBS - Text

[fauxcalibur]

Date: October 22
From: Michael

I have learned how to borrow someone's "Netflix password."

What do I need to watch?

[Maybe someone should point out to him that, as A GOD, he should be...you know...answering prayers or something...]

Comments

from: obi

[yasei]

And a Netflix password is?

[fauxcalibur]

The only way to use someone's Netflix account!

[yasei]

I have no idea what that is either. Fishing for some kind of fish called flix?

[fauxcalibur]

A service on the internet that allows you to watch any movie you want!

I haven't the slightest idea how it works and I doubt I would understand it if it was explained to me, but that doesn't dampen my enjoyment of it in the slightest.

[yasei]

Right.... I don't really know what a movie is, either.

So it's something confusing but fun. Is it really that enjoyable?

[fauxcalibur]

It is!

A movie is like a play that has been recorded and preserved for all eternity! Though certainly it is more complicated than that, that's the best description I can think of.

[yasei]

Ooooh, plays can be pretty fun. Would you show me how it works to watch one?

[fauxcalibur]

Certainly! I always welcome company.

[yasei]

That's great! When is good with you?

[fauxcalibur]

Any time, really! There are times I'm busy with prayers, of course, and times I'm away from my temple just for my own entertainment, but if you give me some notice, I can arrange my schedule, such as it is, accordingly.

[yasei]

So simply randomly dropping by to see if you're home isn't an option?

[fauxcalibur]

You may, of course, but I can't guarantee I'll be there. There isn't much for me there.

[yasei]

I guess there might not be, unless your temple is filled with, like, everything. Alright, I'll call beforehand and do my best with this strange little device.