Heaven's BBS - Text

[fauxcalibur]

Date: October 22
From: Michael

I have learned how to borrow someone's "Netflix password."

What do I need to watch?

[Maybe someone should point out to him that, as A GOD, he should be...you know...answering prayers or something...]

Comments

[fauxcalibur]

Pony?

You're a horse?

[letteropener]

Really now. I am not a horse.

I am a pony.

[fauxcalibur]

They are not largely the same thing?

[letteropener]

While we are quite similar in many ways, nevertheless, ponies are ponies and horses and horses, and to conflate the two is... well, it is not as insulting as calling a human a gorilla, for example, but nonetheless it is never truly welcome to be called something you are not.

[fauxcalibur]

I should think it would be more the other way around, but nevertheless...

Are you using the function that lets you speak into the phone as it transcribes your words? I tried that but it kept changing everything I said, no matter how clearly I spoke.

[letteropener]

No, I have adjusted my telekinesis so that its pressure registers against the screen of this phone. Once I learned how it works, that was not too difficult.

[fauxcalibur]

I suppose that would make it a great deal easier.

[letteropener]

Very much so! In any case, I hope my species will not be a burden to being company. Though I was given the power to assume other shapes here, so if your couch is too small for a pony I can at least be a large human on it instead.

[fauxcalibur]

I'm certain I can make the space. It's just me here, after all.

[letteropener]

Oh, now that sounds unforgivably lonely. I certainly won't let space stop me then.