Heavens's BBS - Text

[nolittlesecret]

From: Neptune
Date: September 16th

So I opened a restaurant since a picnic I held a while back went well. It's open now, so anyone can show up.

[There's directions placed within the post.]

Also, if anyone is bored or in need of extra cash or something, I'm looking for staff. Can't leave everything to my shinki. Just show up or hit me up or something on the phone.

Comments

[mylanceisbiggerthanyours]

...What sorta staff ya lookin' for? An' what type o'food is it?

[Food is a good way to get Neph's attention, yes.]

[nolittlesecret]

Waiters, sous chefs, hosts, that sorta thing. If you wanna be in the kitchen, then you're gonna get tested first. I ain't taking newbies unless you wanna start as a dishwasher.

As for food? Whatever you can hunt. So deer and the like.

[redotiertwo]

i know youre pushing dishwashing as the newbie option but if you need extra people for that you can call me
i dont think i could get away with working anything front of house at a near shore place
unless i didnt have to talk to customers at all
i can barely get away with it at double cross and that mostly just involves sliding drinks and food at people

[minogame]

Why not?

(Why can't you leave everything to him, Nari?!)

[nolittlesecret]

If you wanna wash dishes, then that's fine.
I'll show how to use the dishwashing station properly.

Or you can use your wings and terrify everyone in Tokyo by becoming a flying delivery guy.

Am I kidding? Who knows.

[HE'S KIDDING]

[nolittlesecret]

Because you need rest every once in a while.

[redotiertwo]

i mean i already work at a bar so i have the general idea
but yeah if you have a certain way of doing it go ahead

i wish i could
but unfortunately my spectacular delivery service is limited to the far shore until further notice

[stonebird]

What sort of fare do you offer? (Seafood one would think, but Sansa isn't familiar with Neptune.)

[minogame]

And what about you?

[nolittlesecret]

I'll rest when I feel like the restaurant doesn't need my constant attention.

Which might be never.

[nolittlesecret]

I've taken a page out of the books of some American restaurants and making a much more efficient station.

I bet there'd be locals from our side of the tracks that wouldn't mind delivery.

[nolittlesecret]

Whatever I can legally hunt that isn't endangered or toxic to a human body.

[redotiertwo]

fair enough
i feel like i should be more familiar with that setup but then again its not as if ill remember

i mean if you want to start delivery to the far shore
and need a delivery dude
im open

[stonebird]

I represent a goddess of the hunt. I can offer you venison or mutton? As long as you do not over-hunt.

[nolittlesecret]

I wouldn't mind more of that. And I don't. Conservation is pretty important to me, and I won't serve a meat that is outside of its hunting season.

Though where I hunt, boar is considered a pest and is able to be hunted year round. As is bear in some regions.

[nolittlesecret]

It's an efficient setup used in high volume restaurants.
I like it because it gets a lot of dishes cleaner faster.

I'll see how many people hit up the place first, though for Thanksgiving and Christmas I might be open to it.
The amount of people who can't cook is staggering.

[stonebird]

Then I have no quarrel with you.

I think it is cruel to see a whole species as a "pest". They exist for a reason and while their populations should be kept in balance, they should not be hunted relentlessly.

[nolittlesecret]

I take it you're not from here, but when an animal is labeled a "pest" it's because it's non-native to the area or there's too many to keep the environment healthy.

The boars I hunt are not a native species to the area. They are destroying the area and killing native species, which causes an imbalance in the environment. They attack humans for no reason. So they are a liability.

[redotiertwo]

ill take your word for it
until i get there i guess then ill see for myself

i dont think theres that many americans here
not enough to make thanksgiving a big deal at least
christmas might get more bites though
or even new year

[nolittlesecret]

Directions are linked, and I'm here pretty much from lunch till midnight.

Guess I'm having a quiet Thanksgiving then
Not an American, but lived there long enough to learn to appreciate a holiday where you overeat like crazy
True, I think I might have to make out a plan of attack for those holidays already.

Video

[pure_radiantics]

Congratulations, Nari!

What kind of staff are you thinking of?

[And maybe he doesn't think Kairi would be good for any of those roles, but hey she can offer.]

[redotiertwo]

alright i guess ill have a look in later

i mean im happy to do thanksgiving but thanksgiving with two people might be kinda depressing
can always ask around
but yeah christmas and new year are probably still going to destroy your soul

[kokuyoyo]

You really made it.

[There'd been protests, so he hadn't been sure.]

[nolittlesecret]

Yep. Let's see how long it lasts?

Video

[nolittlesecret]

Cooks, waiters, hosts, dishwashers. Along that kinda line.

Why? Need a job?