Heavens's BBS - Text

[nolittlesecret]

From: Neptune
Date: September 16th

So I opened a restaurant since a picnic I held a while back went well. It's open now, so anyone can show up.

[There's directions placed within the post.]

Also, if anyone is bored or in need of extra cash or something, I'm looking for staff. Can't leave everything to my shinki. Just show up or hit me up or something on the phone.

Comments

[nolittlesecret]

I've taken a page out of the books of some American restaurants and making a much more efficient station.

I bet there'd be locals from our side of the tracks that wouldn't mind delivery.

[redotiertwo]

fair enough
i feel like i should be more familiar with that setup but then again its not as if ill remember

i mean if you want to start delivery to the far shore
and need a delivery dude
im open

[nolittlesecret]

It's an efficient setup used in high volume restaurants.
I like it because it gets a lot of dishes cleaner faster.

I'll see how many people hit up the place first, though for Thanksgiving and Christmas I might be open to it.
The amount of people who can't cook is staggering.

[redotiertwo]

ill take your word for it
until i get there i guess then ill see for myself

i dont think theres that many americans here
not enough to make thanksgiving a big deal at least
christmas might get more bites though
or even new year

[nolittlesecret]

Directions are linked, and I'm here pretty much from lunch till midnight.

Guess I'm having a quiet Thanksgiving then
Not an American, but lived there long enough to learn to appreciate a holiday where you overeat like crazy
True, I think I might have to make out a plan of attack for those holidays already.

[redotiertwo]

alright i guess ill have a look in later

i mean im happy to do thanksgiving but thanksgiving with two people might be kinda depressing
can always ask around
but yeah christmas and new year are probably still going to destroy your soul

[nolittlesecret]

Wouldn't be just two people.
Pretty sure I can get both my shinki to show up, too, and I might have a few non-Americans who might be interested.
Most likely. But where else is the fun if I don't try?

[redotiertwo]

thanksgiving with five people then
though i guess some people might want in as an excuse to party
also i dont know if fun is the right word

[nolittlesecret]

Thanksgiving is a party where people just sit around, eat, bullshit, and then pass out somewhere in the house.
And that's my kind of party.
What word would you use?

[redotiertwo]

it is definitely a kind of party
not sure its everyones kind of party but you should get some takers
also
for things that are soul destroying
might as well just straight up say theyre soul destroying

[nolittlesecret]

If I lead off with free food, I'll get all sorts of takers.
Soul destroying it is then.

[redotiertwo]

how big a college student aged population do we have here
because im pretty sure its a biological imperative for them to fall on free food

[nolittlesecret]

We got quite a population of those.
At this rate I should probably just throw it at the restaurant and close it to the general public for the night.

[redotiertwo]

i mean yeah
nothing wrong with that plan
especially since thanksgiving is all about the meat feast
could charge a flat rate for course dinner if youre worried about funds

[nolittlesecret]

Not too worried about money.
Oh, I think I'll ask if anyone wants to donate a recipe or something that they would cook at home.
Imagine a dish made with a combined basket of different things, like vegetables.

[redotiertwo]

oh yeah that would be cool
give some people the home cooking experience
as long as nobody asks you to make a turducken

[nolittlesecret]

If someone asks for a turducken, they will be banned from my restaurant for life.

[redotiertwo]

what if they ask for a turbaconducken
is that just considered a turducken variant or do they get double banned or something