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Posted by: Davesprite
Date: August 18th

friends romans countrymen
also non romans and countrywomen
how many roman gods do we even have here it cant be that many
anyway
lend me your ears
or listening appendage of choice im not here to judge

the mysterious as fuck whims of this place have recently bestowed on me
a sickass turntable set
which i seem to be pretty fucking good with if i do say so myself

>FILE: crystalanthemums.mp3

so if anyone is in desperate need of the illest of beats for a special occasion
call my name and i will appear dramatically over the sunset like the cowboys of yore

also
while im here
i keep hearing about shinki spells
and also theres some flyers about them around now i guess
but lets have some personal anecdotes first
how actually useful are the spells we can learn
or are they just kind of arbitrary bullshit powers

Comments

[redotiertwo]

i mix like a fucking blender
who knew
i mean i probably couldve guessed from the compulsively writing down rap lyrics
but you know

this is reassuring
sort of
which ones do you know
i want to get an idea of what im signing myself up for here
also since im pretty sure you were the one who put up those flyers
im guessing theyre what id be learning

[reformedsinner]

A remarkable hidden talent indeed!

What gave me away? Personally, I only know Bind, but I've invited a few more experienced instructors as well. It's not something I can use now that I'm no longer a shinki, so I've been slacking off on my studies lately.

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well like
the lessons
are at the school right
and you own the school
so

so we have bondage spell and then whatever everyone else knows
i guess you have to lay a good foundation before you get into harder kinks
i mean spells
lets both pretend i said spells

[reformedsinner]

It's always good to master the basics before one tries anything more complicated. It helps avoid unfortunate accidents.

[It's possible he's pretending Davesprite said spells.

It's also possible he's not.]

[redotiertwo]

oh i see how it is
were pretending i said both
or not pretending because i actually said both
but yeah one way or another you're going to get fucked if you mess it up

[reformedsinner]

I beg to differ: one way, if you mess it up, you won't.

[redotiertwo]

ok doctor sexpot
you win this round
but my innuendos will return with a vengeance and fuck you up one day
not in the literal sense just like
throwing you from the throne of shitposty sexual commentary and
you know what im just going to stop making this weird
but revenge
thats happening
one day

[reformedsinner]

[Victory, for now, is his.]

I would expect nothing less.