Axel (
small_reservations) wrote in
thefarshore2017-08-06 01:55 am
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From: Hestia
Date: August 10, 5:33 AM
[ The phone turns on in the dark of night, and the first thing that comes across is simply breathing. The occasional shuffling noise accompanies it. Then there’s a crash. ]
Chikusaaaaa, did you redecorate while I was gone?
[ It’s clear that Axel’s a bit drunk. Also that he’s trying to contact Chikusa. Also also that he is not in his temple. Especially when another voice chimes in. ]
[ A frown subconsciously mars his mouth at the shinki’s name as the loud crash pulls Zero from the depths of his coma. He wakes instantly, sitting up automatically in the middle of the bed with a hand pressed to his temple. A headache dulls his senses but not enough to hide the intruder. ]
Breaking and entering is a crime you know.
[ Axel has to pause a moment to figure out what’s going on. Clearly, the simplest solution… ]
Wait… hat thief asshole? Why are you in my temple?
[ Axel is confused. ]
Get out.
[ Axel’s voice is still confused. ]
… What? Isn’t this my temple?
Get out. [ The covers are thrown aside. ] Or I throw you out. [ And he’s up on his feet only he’s been in a coma for almost two weeks and his legs can’t quite hold him, so the moment he stands he falls. ]
[ As Zero falls, Axel attempts to catch him, attempts being the operative word. They both end up on the floor, the phone’s camera catching them in the pre-dawn light. Axel lets out a groan, but then starts to chuckle. ]
I still don’t know if I can say this, but GODS am I ever drunk.
[ The moment they fall, Zero automatically twists using the god to break his fall and at the confession the less than happy vampire glares at him before grabbing the spare anti-vampire cuffs from his drawer and handcuffing him to the metal headboard. ]
You’re going to tell me who you are and what you’re doing here.
[ As he starts his interrogation, the recording times out. ]
Date: August 10, 5:33 AM
[ The phone turns on in the dark of night, and the first thing that comes across is simply breathing. The occasional shuffling noise accompanies it. Then there’s a crash. ]
Chikusaaaaa, did you redecorate while I was gone?
[ It’s clear that Axel’s a bit drunk. Also that he’s trying to contact Chikusa. Also also that he is not in his temple. Especially when another voice chimes in. ]
[ A frown subconsciously mars his mouth at the shinki’s name as the loud crash pulls Zero from the depths of his coma. He wakes instantly, sitting up automatically in the middle of the bed with a hand pressed to his temple. A headache dulls his senses but not enough to hide the intruder. ]
Breaking and entering is a crime you know.
[ Axel has to pause a moment to figure out what’s going on. Clearly, the simplest solution… ]
Wait… hat thief asshole? Why are you in my temple?
[ Axel is confused. ]
Get out.
[ Axel’s voice is still confused. ]
… What? Isn’t this my temple?
Get out. [ The covers are thrown aside. ] Or I throw you out. [ And he’s up on his feet only he’s been in a coma for almost two weeks and his legs can’t quite hold him, so the moment he stands he falls. ]
[ As Zero falls, Axel attempts to catch him, attempts being the operative word. They both end up on the floor, the phone’s camera catching them in the pre-dawn light. Axel lets out a groan, but then starts to chuckle. ]
I still don’t know if I can say this, but GODS am I ever drunk.
[ The moment they fall, Zero automatically twists using the god to break his fall and at the confession the less than happy vampire glares at him before grabbing the spare anti-vampire cuffs from his drawer and handcuffing him to the metal headboard. ]
You’re going to tell me who you are and what you’re doing here.
[ As he starts his interrogation, the recording times out. ]

audio, from: Li Tieguai
[Who will, no doubt, be thrilled to wake up and bust his drunken god out of being handcuffed by someone who's already been dubbed "hat thief asshole."
This will be fun.]
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Who's Chikusa.
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[He shrugs.]
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... Don't forget to drink a big glass of water before bed, Axel, or you'll regret it in the morning!
[With how drunk he sounds, he will anyway, but Hakkai can't resist a bit of old-wives' wisdom.]
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Axel.
[ He tries out the name but it does little to jog his memory. ]
You know him?
[ A question directed at the device aka Hakai. ]
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[A shrug.]
I think Chikusa knows him better.
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[And, more briskly, to Zero:]
Should I call his shinki to come pick him up? Or has he seen this already?
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Call him. [ To Hakkai. ]