Heaven's BBS / Video (backdated)

[kokuyoyo]

From: Chikusa Kakimoto
Date: July 12


[Oh look who it is again. It's Chikusa! The camera is pointed straight at his face, and it's possible to tell that he's inside this time. His face is as dead as usual, and he doesn't say anything. That makes it easy to hear..... is that crunching?]

[Wordlessly, he turns the camera around, focusing on what would be a nice idyllic living room with an adorable cat with a split tail sitting on the end of a couch... if not for the fact that Ken is there.]

[Chewing on something.]

[His hands and mouth are bloody, and occasionally he pauses to spit out feathers. Yes, that is what you think it is in his hands.]

[Chikusa's voice finally starts up from offscreen.]

Ken... Why are you eating that?

'Cause the cat brought it, byon. [Ken gives Chikusa a look that has 'duh' written all over it.] You were just gonna throw it away! Hunting's not easy, byon! 'Specially not birds! And then it gave it to us, so somebody oughta eat it! [He huffs.] Now shut up, you're gonna make me choke on a bone.

[Chikusa's sigh is long suffering, and the camera shifts slightly to focus more on the cat.]

Pookie, why did you give him that...?

["Pookie" sniffs, looking condescending as only cats truly can, and looks away.]

You know full well that I don't answer to that name, dumb kappa.

I'm not calling you Ironclaw....

[With that, Chikusa turns the camera back to himself. His expression, minimalistic as it is, is very much the same as when he filmed Ken chasing a ball, only with much less things being thrown at his head. Just that dead eyed stare, and the slight quirk of his mouth.]

Comments

[handle]

If it's the cat's prey, couldn't it be a gift?

[kokuyoyo]

Apparently but she won't tell me why. I didn't think she liked him that much.

[handle]

Cats sure are different from dogs. At least, this could be its way of showing affection. .... Though, I'm not so sure about him eating that, either.

[kokuyoyo]

You heard him. He said it would have been a waste otherwise.

[And is just gross. Chikusa is sure of this fact.]

[handle]

Wouldn't it have been better to do something like bury it?

[ Or at least cook it properly... ]

[kokuyoyo]

I wanted to throw it out.

[handle]

The cat might not have been too happ if you did that.

[kokuyoyo]

The cat doesn't even help around the house.

[handle]

Are cats supposed to?

[kokuyoyo]

If it just shoves its way into the house, it should.

[handle]

I'm not so sure that cats can help around the house besides for hunting.

[kokuyoyo]

Then it needs to move out.

[handle]

Wait, you really don't want it, then?

[kokuyoyo]

She wakes me up in the middle of the night and keeps knocking down my glasses.

[handle]

Sounds like she must be really fond of you.

[kokuyoyo]

Is that what this is?

[handle]

She wants your attention, doesn't she?

[kokuyoyo]

I maintain a lot of the temple....

[aka he knows where all the food is]

[handle]

Guess that might be why.

[kokuyoyo]

Are all cats annoying or just one that can talk?

[handle]

Wait, that cat can talk?

[kokuyoyo]

[There's a nice long pause, presumably where Chikusa just stares at a wall for a minute.]

Were you not paying attention?

[handle]

What? I was!

[kokuyoyo]

It's been talking since the start.