thefarshore | Heaven's BBS / Video

From: Chikusa Kakimoto
Date: July 10

[The camera bleeps on to Chikusa adjusting it on the steps of Axel's temple, where it faces out to the nice grassy areas in front of it. A goat is in the background nibbling away, but Chikusa mostly ignores the animal as he takes a step back. Still bent over, he pulls a red rubber ball out of his pocket and holds it up where it can be seen clearly. After keeping it there for a second, his hand falls to his side and he walks off a bit further onto the grass.]

[Turning around, he tucks his hands into his pockets again and gives out a call.]

Ken!

[Patiently, he waits a few minutes, and then there's the sound of the door by the camera opening before Ken walks into view straight towards Chikusa. It doesn't seem like he's noticed the phone or that it's recording, and sharp eyed viewers might notice he has a dog collar around his neck now.]

What're you doing all the way out here if you want me, byon?

[Chikusa suddenly pulls his hand out of his pocket, revealing the bright red ball, which immediately snags Ken's attention. Idly, the bespectacled teen moves it side to side, watching as Ken watches it, something which only seems to be getting the blond worked up more and more.]

[And then, Chikusa abruptly pulls his hand back and flings the ball off into the distance.

Ken makes a startled, borderline offended sound, because he clearly knows what Chikusa is up to - but he's also taking off after the ball, even as he yells.]

Dammit, I'm not a dog, shitty kappa!

[Evidence suggests otherwise.

[For a second, Chikusa just stares where Ken is chasing after the ball offscreen before he heaves out a sigh and starts to slump back to where he's left his phone. Picking it up, he stares directly at the camera, mouth sort of quirked- ]

[The ball suddenly slams into the side of his head and, as the phone drops to the ground, Ken's triumphant laughter can be heard.]

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[Thanks, Hibiki, you made him think something got broke in the temple and he went searching around for it before realizing what happens.]

What's wrong with you...?

[ The owner of the "byon" sentence ender associates with the gentleman with the barely-trained goat. Somehow this cannot surprise Hibiki. ]

Are all your animals so poorly disciplined?

[ She doesn't sound quite well. ]

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[Listen, his goat was just very fond of her but a perfect gentleman otherwise, okay?]

He still fetched in the end.

I meant his bark.

[ Gives her shivers just thinking about it. And a headache. Hibiki reaches for her teacup but it's not here for some reason. She is going to have to deal with the residual aftereffects of sudden sentence ender exposure without tea.

Where are her shinki?? ]

Correct that sentence ender before teaching him tricks.

[....Sentence ender. Well.]

That's what this is about...?

At this rate, he's even lower than an animal.

[ The goat, after all, is only in the idiot box. Ken is in the gobi box.

What does a person have to do to get a cup of tea delivered to them of its own volition around here...? She's working up a snit but she has no props for posing! ]

[You are on your phone right now, Hibiki. Call them for tea.]

[In the meanwhile, Chikusa sighs.]

It's not like I know where he got it from..... and it's not worth the effort to make him stop doing it...

So you're fine with associating with a subamoebal creation?

[ This explains so much. You probably dig with that shovel she gave you, too, don't you.

Hibiki sighs. Tapping noises start up as she begins texting on the tablet. If the tea isn't going to present itself, she'll have Natsuru bring some with today's sweets when the girl comes for her lessons, because asking someone else's shinki to fetch tea later will absolutely satisfy her more than asking the people who are in the same building as her right now. ] I should have known the desire for a practical gift intimated an equally limited mind....

[ Honestly, those girls should just know when she wants these things. Ando did. ]

[What else do you do with a shovel]

Whether I'm fine or not doesn't matter..... If Hestia-sama wants to keep him around, then that is how it's going to be...

[Sure, Chikusa would like to soak up all that attention himself, because he's selfish, but if Ken is what Axel wants... Besides, something about the way Ken reacted to the idea of being cast out makes him uncomfortable.]

[ ...the god's decision, then. An unfathomable god - hearth and home were never in such shoddy hands - but Hibiki can argue with blind loyalty to a superior much less than she can argue with just about everything else.

Also, she's ordering afternoon tea pastries, which are, like, vital to proper human functioning (or at least proper Hibiki functioning), so her recovery plan from the sudden ambush is in place. This helps her feel more secure.

And yet. ]

...Just don't record him.

[ How is she supposed to snoop on everyone if she might be "byon"'d at without warning?! She doesn't have sentence ender cutphones here! She's unprotected!

Perhaps she should have wished for Ando for Tanabata instead. ]

I make no promises.

[What if Ken does something hilarious and dumb? Chikusa is only following the route of all pet owners, alright.]

Hmph.

[ Hibiki must have never had a pet, because she hangs up on Chikusa at that point. She's made her thoughts known. If he wants to be a fool and ignore her, that's his prerogative.

Maybe she'll get up and leave this room for a little while. She should probably scrub her ears after that sentence ender. ]

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