Heaven's BBS

[outwardinsight]

Posted 29 March 2016 06:00
From: Kurosaki

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To Whom It May Concern:

I am Kurosaki Hisoka, a shinigami of the Summons Division assigned to Kyushu. For more than a month now, I was placed with my partner, Tsuzuki Asato, under the role of a divine vessel. Due to a situation beyond our control, this is not the case any longer. If I caused you any concern, I would like to speak with you.

I have recently been informed that I have had the title of the god Fudaishi transferred to me. I understand that this is an anomalous situation, so I'm looking for information on the following subjects:

• Navigating Heaven's bureaucracy


• Current research in the transferrance of divine power


• Mechanics of how gods handle stray souls


• Divine spells governing loss of memory

Kurosaki Hisoka
Interim Patron Deity of Libraries

Comments

[outwardinsight]

I was just starting to look through my comment history. I'll read that first.

[sweetdeath]

Comment history? Wait, you can do that on this?

[Look, he didn't spend a whole lot of time on bulletin boards back before he got here...]

Okay, that's pretty useful then. Bishamon and Yukine've helped answer a lot of my questions about how things work here, too. And Bishamon's lead shinki. Kazuma? I think that was his name anyway.

[outwardinsight]

If you just look around, you'd find all kinds of things out yourself, you know.

So is Bishamon actually Bishamon, and not one of the interim gods then?

[sweetdeath]

Hey, come on, most guys my age can't even use a computer!

She's the real thing.

[outwardinsight]

Most guys your age aren't indolent slackers, either. I'll show you what I've figured out later, but you'd better pay attention.

Do you think you can introduce me? (Again?) It might be useful to see what I can learn firsthand.

[sweetdeath]

Yeah. Absolutely. She'll be glad to see you're okay too.

(Thanks Hisoka I promise I'll pay attention! I just haven't gotten anybody to show me yet.)

[Also, technically, most guys his age are in nursing homes, so they're probably slacking way more than Tsuzuki. Too bad he can't use that one as an excuse.]

[outwardinsight]

[ Most guys Tsuzuki's age are wise little old men that have earned their rest! ]

We're really dealing with a high level crowd now, aren't we?

[sweetdeath]

Way above the old pay grade for sure.

[outwardinsight]

[ The following comes as a series posted one after the other: ]

I didn't even think about pay grades.

Are we getting paid for this?

Do we have a household budget?

I didn't let you handle it, did I?

[sweetdeath]

[Hisoka, he's so glad to have you back.

For many reasons one of which is he still doesn't have to learn to balance his bank book.]

They don't pay us but there's food and stuff in the temple.

And you definitely handled the budget.

I mean, you were still you!

[outwardinsight]

I'm so glad I didn't suffer temporary insanity.

[sweetdeath]

It's ok, you know. You don't have to fight with Yasusada.

[He told them all not to go a million times. He especially told Tsuzuki not to go, and --

Anyway, he's right.]

[outwardinsight]

I'm not fighting with anyone.

[sweetdeath]

Are you sure?

[outwardinsight]

He said something stupid, and I corrected him. That's all.

[sweetdeath]

I can tell you what happened later if you want.

[He doesn't really... want to type it out. Hisoka's got the right to know, though.

A few minutes later, he adds:]

what is that video

[outwardinsight]

[ Yeah, that can be dropped for later. He's not interested in talking in public or over text about this. ]

It looks like something Watari would come up with.

[sweetdeath]

Wow, it really does.

[and a few minutes later...]

hey Hisoka I looked up roombas!

it's a robot that cleans your house by itself!

how much do you think they charge for those....

1/2

[outwardinsight]

Too much. There's no way.

2/2 (Private Message)

[outwardinsight]

Who is the annoying guy that calls you Tajimamori?

(Private Message)

[sweetdeath]

That's Joshua. He'll probably introduce himself as Tsukuyomi, though. He likes the god thing way too much.

... Actually, he fooled me. I thought he was the original at first.

(Private Message)

[outwardinsight]

I can tell. He really thinks he's clever, too.

He fooled you? Really?

(Private Message)

[sweetdeath]

[Oh now he feels even dumber about it...]

I'd just gotten here! And I just met Bishamon! When you meet her you'll understand it was easy to believe some weird blond kid was the real Tsukuyomi.