Heaven's BBS

[outwardinsight]

Posted 29 March 2016 06:00
From: Kurosaki

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To Whom It May Concern:

I am Kurosaki Hisoka, a shinigami of the Summons Division assigned to Kyushu. For more than a month now, I was placed with my partner, Tsuzuki Asato, under the role of a divine vessel. Due to a situation beyond our control, this is not the case any longer. If I caused you any concern, I would like to speak with you.

I have recently been informed that I have had the title of the god Fudaishi transferred to me. I understand that this is an anomalous situation, so I'm looking for information on the following subjects:

• Navigating Heaven's bureaucracy


• Current research in the transferrance of divine power


• Mechanics of how gods handle stray souls


• Divine spells governing loss of memory

Kurosaki Hisoka
Interim Patron Deity of Libraries

Comments

[outwardinsight]

I'm not fighting with anyone.

[sweetdeath]

Are you sure?

[outwardinsight]

He said something stupid, and I corrected him. That's all.

[sweetdeath]

I can tell you what happened later if you want.

[He doesn't really... want to type it out. Hisoka's got the right to know, though.

A few minutes later, he adds:]

what is that video

[outwardinsight]

[ Yeah, that can be dropped for later. He's not interested in talking in public or over text about this. ]

It looks like something Watari would come up with.

[sweetdeath]

Wow, it really does.

[and a few minutes later...]

hey Hisoka I looked up roombas!

it's a robot that cleans your house by itself!

how much do you think they charge for those....

1/2

[outwardinsight]

Too much. There's no way.

2/2 (Private Message)

[outwardinsight]

Who is the annoying guy that calls you Tajimamori?

(Private Message)

[sweetdeath]

That's Joshua. He'll probably introduce himself as Tsukuyomi, though. He likes the god thing way too much.

... Actually, he fooled me. I thought he was the original at first.

(Private Message)

[outwardinsight]

I can tell. He really thinks he's clever, too.

He fooled you? Really?

(Private Message)

[sweetdeath]

[Oh now he feels even dumber about it...]

I'd just gotten here! And I just met Bishamon! When you meet her you'll understand it was easy to believe some weird blond kid was the real Tsukuyomi.