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[redotiertwo]

From: Davesprite
Date: July 2nd

alright now that shits calmed down after last weeks spectacular and unplanned bonfire night
time to get to the real crux of the issue here
by which i of course mean vacation talk

like come the fuck on people
we were all over the world
where are all the shitty tourist stories
scandalous and weird pantheon relationships unveiled
is zeus still knocking up everything with a pulse or has he gone modern with the rest of us
or if youre not the shittalking type then what was the most fucking awesome shit you encountered on your soul searching journey to your homeland
or your gods homeland depending
there has been a grave lack of talk about this and i for one will not stand for it

Comments

[timeshields]

It isn't, but it's a very vivid visual.

[redotiertwo]

it is
though i guess its more olfactory than visual
is scentual a word because it should be

[timeshields]

Not officially, but people have used in advertisements.

[redotiertwo]

really
i thought scentsational was the shitty advertising smell pun of choice
i feel kind of dirty now

[timeshields]

I'm sure you can wash the feeling off.

[redotiertwo]

maybe ill do it with unscented soap
just to spite them

[timeshields]

Because what you do matters so much to companies that don't know you exist.

[redotiertwo]

oh trust me
i will make them feel it
gonna rub myself all the way down with that soap
grind the bracing scent of spite out of every pore
bottle it up and send it to them with a bunch of dead flowers
and maybe a nicely drawn middle finger

[timeshields]

You're the most painfully descriptive person I've had the misfortune of meeting.

[redotiertwo]

thank you
it is my life goal to be that for every single person i meet