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[deniles]

Date: June 27th
Posted by: Niles

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I need to be trained in close combat.

I prefer sharp weapons over blunt.

I'm available at any time.

Comments

[deniles]

Oh, you don't want to start down that rabbit hole.

[erogappa]

I wasn't the one who started us off. I'm just finishing the journey. Are you always this much of a dick or did you just decide today was hate on the new guy day?

[deniles]

Both. It sure is your lucky day, isn't it?

[erogappa]

I can't believe nobody has taken you up on the offer of attacking you with sharp weapons yet.

[deniles]

Then why don't you be the first? It'll be fun.

[erogappa]

Because this is either the sloppiest trap I've ever seen, or there's something wrong with you.

[deniles]

It does take one to know one.

[erogappa]

[ The previous few responses had been posted within a minute of Niles' commenting. This one, however, comes after a delay of several minutes. ]

How old are you?

[deniles]

Dunno. Legal, however.

[He's here all day and night.]

[erogappa]

Good. Then you can by me a beer.

[deniles]

[how do you say no loudly enough.]

Why would I do that?

[erogappa]

To apologize for being such a dick.

[deniles]

Cute.

No.

[erogappa]

Sha Gojyo, care of the temple of Chronos. I don't remember what kind of beer I like, so surprise me.

[ Not that he expects to ever see this kid, but it's worth a try, right? ]

[deniles]

[This is a bad idea, he knows if he sees Gojyo again, he's going to want to actually punch him in the face.

But he knows he can't do that.

...Although it's incredibly tempting.]

Look, if this is your way of flirting with me, I'm flattered, but unavailable.

[erogappa]

[ Welp, that backfired. ]

Look, kid, I'm just messing with you.

[deniles]

[Ah yes, how can he forget what bothered Gojyo the most.]

Ah, and now you've got me wanting. Are you going to simply up and leave? Shameful.

[erogappa]

You better be an adult, saying things like that. If you're not, I'm going to punch you twice.

[deniles]

What if being punched turns me on? What'll you do then?

[erogappa]

Does it?

[deniles]

It does. As does being stepped on.

[How far can he take this, he wonders...]

[erogappa]

That's rough, buddy.

[deniles]

And that's the only way to do it.

[erogappa]

If you say so.

[deniles]

What? That's all? And here I thought you'd be fun.