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Date: June 27th
Posted by: Niles

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I need to be trained in close combat.

I prefer sharp weapons over blunt.

I'm available at any time.

[Ah yes, how can he forget what bothered Gojyo the most.]

Ah, and now you've got me wanting. Are you going to simply up and leave? Shameful.

You better be an adult, saying things like that. If you're not, I'm going to punch you twice.

What if being punched turns me on? What'll you do then?

Does it?

It does. As does being stepped on.

[How far can he take this, he wonders...]

That's rough, buddy.

And that's the only way to do it.

If you say so.

What? That's all? And here I thought you'd be fun.

Sorry, but your idea of fun sucks.

I do that too.

[ In spite of himself, Gojyo laughs. ]

I walked right into that one.

You certainly left it wide open for me.

And don't worry about filling that with a pun.