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[brynwieldr]

[Gods, but Leo hopes he's figured this out. He manages to get this up late on the 27th after spending most of the day figuring this out]

Posted 27 March 2016
From: Prince Leo of Nohr

It has come to my attention that my shinki Niles may have offended others at the party last night. This is my one and only apology for any mass offense he may have caused or will cause in the future. If it becomes personal, please let me know.

Thank you.

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[chickshades]

is that the creep with the eyepatch??

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[brynwieldr]

White hair, dark skin, low cut shirt and a cape?

[chickshades]

yeah that guy! what the hell's his problem??

[brynwieldr]

["None of your business."]

Nothing, aside from a penchant for sadism and an inability to speak in anything not an innuendo.

[chickshades]

tell the guy he needs to keep his hands to himself.

BBS: EnoT

[hackberrydragon]

Is he normally that aggressive?

[brynwieldr]

Yes.

[hackberrydragon]

[ Yikes. ]

Not that I was offended or anything but... you might want to tell him to tone it down. Not everyone responds well to overly aggressive.... er... flirting.

[brynwieldr]

That won't stop him. He enjoys that, actually.

[hackberrydragon]

[ ah sheet... ]

So.... He's an 'anything that moves' kind of carnivore?

[killsthebuddha]

If I see that perverted son of a bitch again, I am going to shoot him in the head.

[brynwieldr]

You will do no such thing. I don't care what he did, you will not kill Niles.

[killsthebuddha]

I'm not asking permission.

[brynwieldr]

If you kill Niles, I will make your life very miserable, I assure you. I realize he is difficult for some people to stomach, for lack of a better term, but that is no excuse to threaten him.

[killsthebuddha]

If you want him to live, keep your pet freak on a tighter leash.

[sheepherd]

Really? I didn't think he was offensive. He seemed like a nice guy.

[ he's too pure to comprehend lewd innuendos and so forth so he honestly has no clue. ]

[brynwieldr]

[...oh you sweet summer child]

White-blonde hair and an eyepatch?

[sheepherd]

Yeah, that sounds like him.

[ is he missing something here? ]

[brynwieldr]

He didn't say anything vulgar? At all?

[sheepherd]

Not at all! At first we just chatted about the kind of things we liked eating with company.

[ it was pretty tame to him! granted he was thinking of eating food with people rather than what niles may have been actually hinting at. ]

text 28 March/ i'm so sorry for lateness!

[reformedsinner]

Niles. I'm afraid I didn't catch the name the other day.

Does he happen to have an eyepatch and have returned home without his shirt?

totally fine!

[brynwieldr]

Yes. Was the shirt your doing?

[reformedsinner]

I'm afraid he decided to leave it with my fellow shinki.

It's been damaged beyond repair. I will be happy to replace it if that is an issue.

[brynwieldr]

No, it's fine. I'm sure we will find something that works here.

[reformedsinner]

Of course. I assume if you're apologizing for his behavior it means you will try to keep him under control?