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[brynwieldr]

[Gods, but Leo hopes he's figured this out. He manages to get this up late on the 27th after spending most of the day figuring this out]

Posted 27 March 2016
From: Prince Leo of Nohr

It has come to my attention that my shinki Niles may have offended others at the party last night. This is my one and only apology for any mass offense he may have caused or will cause in the future. If it becomes personal, please let me know.

Thank you.

Comments

[deniles]

Your issue is with me, not with him. I suggest you leave him the hell alone or I'll disobey his orders to make you apologize.

[killsthebuddha]

Shut it.

[deniles]

I'm in the process of getting my weapon.

I suggest you find a good hiding spot.

Because once I have it, there'll be a grave with your name on it. And in it...

well, if there's anything left of you when I'm done.

[brynwieldr]

Niles, that's a bit excessive.

[deniles]

Then he should apologize to you. You are not a freak.

[brynwieldr]

I took no offense to it. If I let some uncreative insults get to me, I doubt I would be here.

[deniles]

I won't let him speak to you like that. And that's final.

[brynwieldr]

Thank you, then.

[deniles]

Speaking of which, do you know of a good weapon for me to use? I'd like to get it soon.

[brynwieldr]

A bow. I've a feeling your eye won't cause you any problems.

[deniles]

I suppose if you say so... will you help me get one then?

[brynwieldr]

Of course.

[deniles]

Any stipulations on me having it? You are my god, after all.

[brynwieldr]

No live humanoid targets.

[deniles]

Is this a two strikes rule?

[brynwieldr]

No.

[deniles]

Leo.

[brynwieldr]

I mean it. Unless it is in a fight, in which case please fill them with arrows. Otherwise, training dummies only.

[deniles]

...Oh, then don't worry about a thing.