Heaven's BBS | Text

[shiitan]

From: Ross
Date: June 22

[He didn't use the BBS much, but today would have to be an exception. With all the all-nighters he'd been pulling as of late, it would be easy for any of the residents or even visitors to Ayumu's temple to tell that he was totally exhausted, but a BBS post made that much easier to hide.]

this is a list of things I need. If you've got extras you need to get rid of, drop them off at vesta's temple

[Some were common things that could be found around the house or close to it, while others ranged from unusual to downright strange.]

I need an angry person too but not right now

[What in the world was he doing.]



[ooc: Canon is vague on the stuff he actually needs and he's got reasons for putting red herrings on the list anyway, so feel free to just make things up for it!]

Comments

[neraiuchi]

what's all this for? that's one hell of a list.

[shiitan]

it's for a project I'm working on

are you curious?

[neraiuchi]

i'd say curiosity killed the cat, but i'm already dead, so.
yeah. we have some of it around the temple that i can donate.

[ He doesn't care if Mei would protest, he and Sanada the ones that do "housework" around the place. ]

[shiitan]

do you know where vesta's temple is? you can't donate anything if you're wandering around lost

[chickshades]

you need an angry person?

[shiitan]

that's right. are you volunteering?

[chickshades]

depends on what i need to get angry about

[shiitan]

the "what" doesn't matter. but if you're asking me to find some way to make you angry I can do that too

[redotiertwo]

so exactly how angry a person do you need
come on man you cant just stand us up on the details here

[shiitan]

depends

how angry you got?

[redotiertwo]

wow way to reverse the question
i think the only person i could get to you on short notice is more stick up ass than angry
but lets say its professional interest in the angry levels it takes to get an ingredient list like that working

[shiitan]

I don't need anyone on short notice anyway

as for the anger level... murderous rage would make things easiest for me

[savemeomi]

What are you doing with all that stuff?

[shiitan]

something special

[Wait for it...] or not

[savemeomi]

how do you expect to get anything on your list with that answer?

[shiitan]

I'm not expecting anything, really

but my hands are tied at the moment

[toremainbehind]

That's quite a lengthy list you got there, but I don't see how an angry person can help.

[shiitan]

I'd be more surprised if you did see how an angry person could help

[toremainbehind]

Unfortunately I can't provide you an angry person.

Why not get these items yourself, though?

[moonfang]

the fuck is this? go get your own damn groceries you lazy bastard

[shiitan]

[Aha. He just found the 'fuel' he needed.] you're too early

you'll just have to wait your turn, like I said

[moonfang]

[One angry person, coming right up]

huh? What? Oh you mean like your angry person? Well fuck that, why do you think i'd wanna help?

Anon

[kokuyoyo]

If you need an angry person, I know someone who I don't think is ever in any other state. [Chikusa, no, you're just....] I think his name is Hibari Kyoya.

[Chikusa. No.]

Anyway why do you need a blender?

[shiitan]

[There were certain assumptions he could make here regarding why that message was anonymous. Ross, however, would voice none of them.]

you just think that's his name? ah, that's too bad. you'll have to let me know if you find out for sure what his name is

"why"? because I don't have one

[kokuyoyo]

[Because if Hibari sees this, he’s definitely going to kick his ass. That’s just a stated fact.]

It’s what came up on the BBS.

Just to use it as a blender?