Heaven's BBS | Text

[shiitan]

From: Ross
Date: June 22

[He didn't use the BBS much, but today would have to be an exception. With all the all-nighters he'd been pulling as of late, it would be easy for any of the residents or even visitors to Ayumu's temple to tell that he was totally exhausted, but a BBS post made that much easier to hide.]

this is a list of things I need. If you've got extras you need to get rid of, drop them off at vesta's temple

[Some were common things that could be found around the house or close to it, while others ranged from unusual to downright strange.]

I need an angry person too but not right now

[What in the world was he doing.]



[ooc: Canon is vague on the stuff he actually needs and he's got reasons for putting red herrings on the list anyway, so feel free to just make things up for it!]

Comments

[kokuyoyo]

[Because if Hibari sees this, he’s definitely going to kick his ass. That’s just a stated fact.]

It’s what came up on the BBS.

Just to use it as a blender?

[shiitan]

is that right

[It was a plausible explanation, at least.]

sure. what else would I use one for?

[kokuyoyo]

There are a lot of weird people here. Who knows.

[shiitan]

I already figured that out

but now you've got me wondering

[kokuyoyo]

What weird people there are or what else you can do with a blender?

[shiitan]

the first one

though it couldn't hurt to hear about the second one

[Especially since he'd never actually used a blender before.]

[kokuyoyo]

Well there is a guy who apparently stalks people for no good reason but that’s not really related to weird people who invent things.

As for the blender, an impromptu torture device is my first thought.

[shiitan]

wow scary

I'm not sure if I should be more scared of the stalker or the guy whose first thought is to use a blender as an impromptu torture device

[kokuyoyo]

The stalker, probably. The blender idea isn't really an uncommon one.

[shiitan]

it's the first I've heard of it

what else do you know about that stalker?

[kokuyoyo]

You don’t think about what would happen if someone accidentally stuck their hand in a blender? Or a garbage disposal in a sink?

Anyway, he’s the current Hades of the Greek pantheon, and he has gray hair and a monstrous dog.

[shiitan]

nope pretty sure that's just you

[A small part of that description gave him pause. It was a long shot, but he might as well ask.] does this guy have red eyes and a weird tattoo

[kokuyoyo]

Huh.

No, he doesn’t have red eyes. He does have a tattoo on his neck.

[shiitan]

must be another person unless the stalker can change his eye colour too. oh well

[kokuyoyo]

Contact lenses do exist.

[shiitan]

they do, don't they? what, did you decide you wanted to help?

[kokuyoyo]

I didn't say that. I'm just stating a fact.

[shiitan]

ah, I understand. so you're one of those types then

[kokuyoyo]

Do I want to ask?

[shiitan]

I don't know, do you?

[It wasn't anything bad, but just saying what he was referring to wouldn't be any fun, now would it?]

[kokuyoyo]

I have a feeling not.