[text] serious questions from serious people (aka hey look it's a shitpost)

[redotiertwo]

Posted: June 14th
From: Davesprite

ok so
ive been thinking about this for a while but how exactly the fuck does this whole belief to god system work here anyway
i mean we have gods here that nobody except ancient history nerd basement cultists should be worshipping
riding high when some of the big names are spectacular only in their absence
and then theres the question of what bar you have to pass to be considered a god
like where the fuck are our incarnations of the flying spaghetti monster and ceiling cat
or less tragically dated memes
come on people they have religious texts too

[He's been relearning meme culture since he rediscovered it, someone stop him.]

i guess im not that faithful a person because the whole thing seems like grade a spun bullshit to me
but maybe someone can make more sense out of this most gordian of knots

discuss

Comments

[redotiertwo]

yeah its not hard to find arcades on the near shore
walk five steps and youll probably trip over one
gotta play the new to judge it against the old right

[very_goodman]

Yup, that's the idea. You wanna come too?

[redotiertwo]

sure
ive been arcading on the near shore once before its one of the few things i can actually do there as long as i dont draw too much attention to myself

[very_goodman]

Maybe I can win some plushies outta the claw machine while we're there, too!

[redotiertwo]

assuming it isnt rigged
or you can play around it being rigged like the last person i went with

[very_goodman]

Yeah? What happened?

[redotiertwo]

lets just say kuroyukihime knows how to get around a rigged machine
like
surrounded by a pile of plushies knows

[very_goodman]

I think I met that girl! She gave me one of the rare ones she won.

[redotiertwo]

yeah sounds like her
she gave me a bird to give to hajime

[very_goodman]

Maybe I can win one for Hiyoko.

[redotiertwo]

do it
those machines deserve every loss they get

[very_goodman]

Sometimes the attendants'll take pity on ya and move the plushes around so they're easy to get if you've been there for a long time. I've seen it happen before.

[redotiertwo]

nice
pity plushies are the best kind
being rewarded for both dedication and abysmal failure

[very_goodman]

It works better if you're a cute girl tryin' real hard to win somethin' cute.

[redotiertwo]

as a cute bird i take offense to that

[very_goodman]

I bet they'd give up a few freebies to a cute bird too.

[redotiertwo]

okay i take less offense to that
even if i am only cute for the purposes of this conversation

[very_goodman]

Yeah, it's cool, I know you've got a reputation to keep up.

[redotiertwo]

exactly
im glad we understand each other