[text] serious questions from serious people (aka hey look it's a shitpost)

[redotiertwo]

Posted: June 14th
From: Davesprite

ok so
ive been thinking about this for a while but how exactly the fuck does this whole belief to god system work here anyway
i mean we have gods here that nobody except ancient history nerd basement cultists should be worshipping
riding high when some of the big names are spectacular only in their absence
and then theres the question of what bar you have to pass to be considered a god
like where the fuck are our incarnations of the flying spaghetti monster and ceiling cat
or less tragically dated memes
come on people they have religious texts too

[He's been relearning meme culture since he rediscovered it, someone stop him.]

i guess im not that faithful a person because the whole thing seems like grade a spun bullshit to me
but maybe someone can make more sense out of this most gordian of knots

discuss

Comments

[redotiertwo]

yeah
i figure they have more important things to worry about than people sassing them on the internet
if they dont theyre really just proving this point for us

[reformedsinner]

Some gods are quicker to anger than others!

But I agree, it doesn't speak well of them.

[redotiertwo]

true

i mean most of the gods ive met personally have been cool but you always have to account for the assholes

[reformedsinner]

And, apparently, the noodles!

[redotiertwo]

always account for the noodles
only the biggest idiots of them all dont account for the noodles